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    (Original post by Fluent in Lies)
    your mum
    wow dude are you sick or something my mum is dead. I guess your into corpses and stuff!


    Fluent in Lies - Having sex with dead ones since he 'accidently' fell in a coffin at a open cast funeral
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    (Original post by Damask Ellion)
    wow dude are you sick or something my mum is dead. I guess your into corpses and stuff!


    Fluent in Lies - Having sex with dead ones since he 'accidently' fell in a coffin at a open cast funeral
    wow dude are you retarded or something? I was insulting your mum not saying I would have sexy-sexy-lovey-lovey with her.

    But anyway, from what I've heard she's a better shag now than she was before. :tsr2:
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    Ha ha does it turn you on thinking about my dead mum?! If it does please God do not become an undertaker you sick sick sick um guy?
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    I wouldn't say "No".

    ... but to be honest, I'd only do it because it'd make me a few bucks with some crappy little tabloid. :]
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    (Original post by Damask Ellion)
    Ha ha does it turn you on thinking about my dead mum?! If it does please God do not become an undertaker you sick sick sick um guy?
    Well okay, since it will please God.
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    What Religion do you follow? If God wants you to perve on the dead.

    I bet your popular with the ladies!!!!!!!!!! Only liking girls who are dead, i suppose they can't say no to you huh?
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    (Original post by Damask Ellion)
    What Religion do you follow? If God wants you to perve on the dead.

    I bet your popular with the ladies!!!!!!!!!! Only liking girls who are dead, i suppose they can't say no to you huh?
    They aint dead when I start with them

    I tol' ya George, its just my ladyfriend. But I didn't kill it George, honest. I found it dead

    I was just petting it with the fingers while we were walking along.
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    Ha ha that was quite funny for a guy who sleeps with the dead!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very witty indeed Mr Fluent in lies!
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    I like my humor dry, like my pussies.
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    No suprise there!
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    (Original post by Fluent in Lies)
    I like my humor dry, like my pussies.
    :eek:
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    Does fluent in lies know that a dry pussy is not a good thing!! I think someone needs to go back to sex ed!
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    (Original post by Damask Ellion)
    Does fluent in lies know that a dry pussy is not a good thing!! I think someone needs to go back to sex ed!
    Don't cry till you've tried dry.
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    Now, now - don't be silly.
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    I wouldn't touch that lost cause/mess with a barge pole.. She is absolutely disgusting now, she's gone mad... Freakin' moron girl.
 
 
 
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