Online dating.

Hello.

What are (assuming normal people use them) peoples experiences of online dating sites, and the 'no strings' sex sites that I have seen occasionally?

I ask out out of curiosity. My friend needs a girlfriend and he's not getting much at the moment! :p:

Reply 1

billbonesknowswhatimean

is your desperate friend called panda xxtrex?

Reply 2

ßlαcksωαn

17

'no strings' sex sites

I'm sorry but that is so wrong.

Reply 3

billbonesknowswhatimean

just tell your friend to use the farmer's palm treatment until he finds someone lonely enough to replace it

Reply 4

Bramble

You should tell your friend to get out more and perhaps venture to a bar or club or something - the good 'ol fashioned way.

Reply 5

loz_fairy

8

my boyfriend met his ex online, now she takes half his paycheque and won't move out of his house, and he's sleeping on the couch....go figure

Reply 6

gracie88

14

loz_fairy

my boyfriend met his ex online, now she takes half his paycheque and won't move out of his house, and he's sleeping on the couch....go figure

What the hell?

Reply 7

jumpinglunch

13

lol that 'friend' thing....too funny.

Reply 8

khil

15

loz_fairy

my boyfriend met his ex online, now she takes half his paycheque and won't move out of his house, and he's sleeping on the couch....go figure

Can't your bf call the police and chuck her out?

Reply 9

Font

Online dating is for losers, but if my luck carries on they way it is i may well have to resort to online dating!!!! eeeeeek - then i'll be a loser :frown:

Reply 10

Adia

It wasn't "online dating" as such, but I got talking to a guy on MSN once who'd added me off some forum we were on, who then turned into my boyfriend of 14 months... I don't think it's all bad on the internet really...

Reply 11

*Katie*

1

billbonesknowswhatimean

is your desperate friend called panda xxtrex?
just tell your friend to use the farmer's palm treatment until he finds someone lonely enough to replace

I'd just say that you need to get out there more. How old are you, OP? Unless you're not in education and live on a remote island with just your laptop for company, I wouldn't think that you need to join a dating website. Maybe some other forum? :s-smilie:

Not sure - I think this kind of thing is a little weird, truth be told, but for some people (people on TSR, really, no one else I know) it seems to work out. Especially if you're particularly shy. Or unattractive.

Reply 12

Font

*Katie*

I'd just say that you need to get out there more. How old are you, OP? Unless you're not in education and live on a remote island with just your laptop for company, I wouldn't think that you need to join a dating website. Maybe some other forum? :s-smilie:

Not sure - I think this kind of thing is a little weird, truth be told, but for some people (people on TSR, really, no one else I know) it seems to work out. Especially if you're particularly shy. Or unattractive.

what does "OP" mean - everyone uses that thing!

Reply 13

*Katie*

1

Dulac84

what does "OP" mean - everyone uses that thing!

Original Poster (i.e. Thread Starter), or Original Post, depending on the context.

Reply 14

rainbowspiderweb

Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)"

Internet relationships are not real
Your heart people steal but identities conceal
So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys
Laptop computers can be dangerous toys

[DARYL47:] In the chat room, I inspect. Who's here tonight? ASL check
[CarolBabe69:] I'm 20/f from the UK. Send me an IM and I'll make your day
[DARYL47:] I'm 22 and my name is Daryl
[CarolBabe69:] Nice to meet you Daryl my name is Carol
[DARYL47:] What do you like Carol?
[CarolBabe69:] I like to go to shows. I collect comic books and vintage clothes
What do you like?
[DARYL47:] I like to skate. I play rock guitar, but I'm not that great
I like to go on dates and I like to stay up late
I live in San Francisco and hang on the Haight
[CarolBabe69:] Do you like the Golden Gate?
[DARYL47:] I did when I was eight
[CarolBabe69:] Maybe I can come and visit?
[DARYL47:] Maybe you should wait
See I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife
I weight 300 pounds and I really hate my life
[CarolBabe69:] Are you serious?
[DARYL47:] Yes
[CarolBabe69:] Well, I've got a secret too. I'm not 20 years old, I'm really 32
I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue
[DARYL47:] You lied to me Carol
[CarolBabe69:] Well, you lied to me too

[CHORUS]
It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend.
Online relationships are really just pretend
Unplug your heart, upgrade your system.
Get, get off the Internet

Bob went on MySpace for hours a day.
Talking to girls from Moscow to LA
But people can surprise you from behind a screen
Listen to this verse and you'll see what I mean

[SueChick1990:] Hi, I'm Susie, I like your profile
I checked out your pics and I like your smile
[BOBSTER MAN:] Sounds good Susie, I'll be your friend
We can message each other again and again
[SueChick1990:] Comment on my pics and post on my page
Join my groups and guess my age!
[BOBSTER MAN:] You must be 18, how could you not?
You can't be in high school you're just too hot
[SueChick1990:] Let me send you pics for your personal collection
I hope they inspire you and give you a smile
Susie sent Bob pics that were borderline obscene
The cops showed up at his door - she was only 16

[REPEAT CHORUS]

If you don't believe us here's a final story
About a boy named Marcus and his online girlfriend Lori
Behind the monitor, truth is hidden from your eyes
Marcus didn't know but he was in for a surprise

[MARCUSP:] We've been dating for a while but let's cut to the chase
I don't know what you look like, and I want to see your face
[Laurie69:] But what does it matter? You know who I am inside
[MARCUSP:] What if you're not a woman and this whole time you lied?
[Laurie69:] You got me there, I'm not really a female
I'm a guy who pretends to be a girl through email
[MARCUS:] So this is why it's bad to meet women online
Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time!

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)

Mclars knows whats right lol

Reply 15

gracie88

14

rainbowspiderweb

Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)"

Internet relationships are not real
Your heart people steal but identities conceal
So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys
Laptop computers can be dangerous toys

[DARYL47:] In the chat room, I inspect. Who's here tonight? ASL check
[CarolBabe69:] I'm 20/f from the UK. Send me an IM and I'll make your day
[DARYL47:] I'm 22 and my name is Daryl
[CarolBabe69:] Nice to meet you Daryl my name is Carol
[DARYL47:] What do you like Carol?
[CarolBabe69:] I like to go to shows. I collect comic books and vintage clothes
What do you like?
[DARYL47:] I like to skate. I play rock guitar, but I'm not that great
I like to go on dates and I like to stay up late
I live in San Francisco and hang on the Haight
[CarolBabe69:] Do you like the Golden Gate?
[DARYL47:] I did when I was eight
[CarolBabe69:] Maybe I can come and visit?
[DARYL47:] Maybe you should wait
See I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife
I weight 300 pounds and I really hate my life
[CarolBabe69:] Are you serious?
[DARYL47:] Yes
[CarolBabe69:] Well, I've got a secret too. I'm not 20 years old, I'm really 32
I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue
[DARYL47:] You lied to me Carol
[CarolBabe69:] Well, you lied to me too

[CHORUS]
It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend.
Online relationships are really just pretend
Unplug your heart, upgrade your system.
Get, get off the Internet

Bob went on MySpace for hours a day.
Talking to girls from Moscow to LA
But people can surprise you from behind a screen
Listen to this verse and you'll see what I mean

[SueChick1990:] Hi, I'm Susie, I like your profile
I checked out your pics and I like your smile
[BOBSTER MAN:] Sounds good Susie, I'll be your friend
We can message each other again and again
[SueChick1990:] Comment on my pics and post on my page
Join my groups and guess my age!
[BOBSTER MAN:] You must be 18, how could you not?
You can't be in high school you're just too hot
[SueChick1990:] Let me send you pics for your personal collection
I hope they inspire you and give you a smile
Susie sent Bob pics that were borderline obscene
The cops showed up at his door - she was only 16

[REPEAT CHORUS]

If you don't believe us here's a final story
About a boy named Marcus and his online girlfriend Lori
Behind the monitor, truth is hidden from your eyes
Marcus didn't know but he was in for a surprise

[MARCUSP:] We've been dating for a while but let's cut to the chase
I don't know what you look like, and I want to see your face
[Laurie69:] But what does it matter? You know who I am inside
[MARCUSP:] What if you're not a woman and this whole time you lied?
[Laurie69:] You got me there, I'm not really a female
I'm a guy who pretends to be a girl through email
[MARCUS:] So this is why it's bad to meet women online
Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time!

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)

Mclars knows whats right lol

Haha that's hilarious. I'm glad the person that i met turned out to be who they were :wink:

still with him 2 years on.

Reply 16

Sticky

Panda xxtrex

What are (assuming normal people use them) peoples experiences of online dating sites, and the 'no strings' sex sites that I have seen occasionally?

A friend I know used adultfriendfinder quite a bit. He's a bit of a superficial/soulless bastard though (as quoted by himself). He told me that as long as you're upfront with the girls then it doesn't get messy. Then again, he probably wasn't that upfront with many because he mentioned quite a few who became "total headaches": girls who thought they only wanted sex and then started getting upset/clingy when they realised he only saw them as interesting for sex and that's it. It can be hard.

As for online dating, I'm steering way clear of anything of the sort for a long time. I had a couple of bad experiences and realised that there's nothing like meeting people properly: no matter what people say I'd much rather meet my girlfriend in some dodgy club than on the net. It's more real whereas the net leaves too many questions unanswered, even though you think it's the real deal.

Reply 17

rainbowspiderweb

gracie 88 u shud hear the actual song its great
mc lars is a legend x

Reply 18

loz_fairy

8

irisng

Can't your bf call the police and chuck her out?

well unfortunately her name is down as one of the owners, even tho she contributes nothing! Can't wait til he moves out (although it should be her!)

Reply 19

decoy

rainbowspiderweb

Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)"

Internet relationships are not real
Your heart people steal but identities conceal
So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys
Laptop computers can be dangerous toys

[DARYL47:] In the chat room, I inspect. Who's here tonight? ASL check
[CarolBabe69:] I'm 20/f from the UK. Send me an IM and I'll make your day
[DARYL47:] I'm 22 and my name is Daryl
[CarolBabe69:] Nice to meet you Daryl my name is Carol
[DARYL47:] What do you like Carol?
[CarolBabe69:] I like to go to shows. I collect comic books and vintage clothes
What do you like?
[DARYL47:] I like to skate. I play rock guitar, but I'm not that great
I like to go on dates and I like to stay up late
I live in San Francisco and hang on the Haight
[CarolBabe69:] Do you like the Golden Gate?
[DARYL47:] I did when I was eight
[CarolBabe69:] Maybe I can come and visit?
[DARYL47:] Maybe you should wait
See I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife
I weight 300 pounds and I really hate my life
[CarolBabe69:] Are you serious?
[DARYL47:] Yes
[CarolBabe69:] Well, I've got a secret too. I'm not 20 years old, I'm really 32
I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue
[DARYL47:] You lied to me Carol
[CarolBabe69:] Well, you lied to me too

[CHORUS]
It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend.
Online relationships are really just pretend
Unplug your heart, upgrade your system.
Get, get off the Internet

Bob went on MySpace for hours a day.
Talking to girls from Moscow to LA
But people can surprise you from behind a screen
Listen to this verse and you'll see what I mean

[SueChick1990:] Hi, I'm Susie, I like your profile
I checked out your pics and I like your smile
[BOBSTER MAN:] Sounds good Susie, I'll be your friend
We can message each other again and again
[SueChick1990:] Comment on my pics and post on my page
Join my groups and guess my age!
[BOBSTER MAN:] You must be 18, how could you not?
You can't be in high school you're just too hot
[SueChick1990:] Let me send you pics for your personal collection
I hope they inspire you and give you a smile
Susie sent Bob pics that were borderline obscene
The cops showed up at his door - she was only 16

[REPEAT CHORUS]

If you don't believe us here's a final story
About a boy named Marcus and his online girlfriend Lori
Behind the monitor, truth is hidden from your eyes
Marcus didn't know but he was in for a surprise

[MARCUSP:] We've been dating for a while but let's cut to the chase
I don't know what you look like, and I want to see your face
[Laurie69:] But what does it matter? You know who I am inside
[MARCUSP:] What if you're not a woman and this whole time you lied?
[Laurie69:] You got me there, I'm not really a female
I'm a guy who pretends to be a girl through email
[MARCUS:] So this is why it's bad to meet women online
Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time!

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)

Mclars knows whats right lol

Mc Lars is a dude.
Remind me to rep you for this.
Safe.

Online dating.

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