B1047 – Online Posting (Intoxication) Bill 2016

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    B1047 – Online Posting (Intoxication) Bill 2016, JoeL1994 MP, RayApparently MP and Quamquam123 MP
    Online Posting (Intoxication) Bill 2016


    An act to lessen the threat of online posting under the influence of substances

    BE IT ENACTED by the Queen’s most Excellent Majesty, by and with the advice and consent of the Commons, in this present Parliament assembled, and by the authority of the same, as follows:—

    1 Definitions
    (1) ‘Intoxicated Posting’ is defined as any post on The Student Room that:
    a) Specifically references the taking of Category A, B or C drugs by the individual making the post at any time in the last 12 hours.
    b) Specifically references the drinking of alcohol by the individual in the last 3 hours.
    c) Contains an image of or praise to Margaret Thatcher.
    d) Contains more than 3 Asterisks ‘*’ in a row followed by an exclamation mark ‘!’ in place of an accepted swear word.
    e) Is written in a manner resembling the speaking style of Donald John Trump.
    f) Contains "Nigel Farage has a point..." or "Vote UKIP".


    2 Prohibited Online Activity
    (1) Intoxicated Posting is prohibited.


    3 Penalty
    (1) Individuals who are found guilty of Intoxicated Posting will be subject to a maximum £1,000,000 fine


    4 Extent, Commencement and Short Title
    (1) This Act extends to the United Kingdom.
    (2) The provisions of this Act come into force on 1st October 2016.
    (3) This Act may be cited as the Safe Space Act 2016.


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    This bill seeks to remove the embarrassment of the MHoC glorifying drink and drug use whilst actively engaging in the House.
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    Nay, I expect you're being propped up by the alcohol lobby here.
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    How will you prove this in court?

    No matter what nice joke bill but nay
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    Oh boy, a double :rofl:

    Nay
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    Aye!
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    Labour the liberals... Oh, you guys election after election are so lucky that there is no voter oversight.
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    Haha wtf. Is this a piss take...!?

    Trying my hardest to be serious, but a bit pissed as I've had a drink in the last few mins, so pretty hard to be
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    Also, based on what you say in the Spoiler, you do realise this would have absolutely no practical effect in the MHoC, so the spoiler bit is redundant.
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    (Original post by mobbsy91)
    a bit pissed as I've had a drink in the last few mins, so pretty hard to be
    You're part of the problem!
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    (Original post by Mactotaur)
    You're part of the problem!
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    Question: are those all combined to form the definition? Otherwise I'm pretty much always ****ed
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    I only just bothered reading it and the joke gets better, restricting it purely to one site XD

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    1st time posting in this section, what exactly are we supposed to do here?
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    Prohibition for the TSR nation.

    We should encourage new members by offering a safe space from the damaging effects of drugs and alcohol. The Tory DL himself condones this abuse.

    Vote aye for a safer TSR.
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    (Original post by Jammy Duel)
    I only just bothered reading it and the joke gets better, restricting it purely to one site XD

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    This is no joke!
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    (Original post by JoeL1994)
    This is no joke!
    It is though, even if that isn't the intent

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    (Original post by Andy98)
    It is though, even if that isn't the intent

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    I've never written a joke bill in my life
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    Kinda funny that you're mocking the right, but at the same time inadvertently mocking the left's penchant for censorship.
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    (Original post by JoeL1994)
    I've never written a joke bill in my life
    You have written at least one

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    No more posting under the influence!!! :fuhrer:
 
 
 
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