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O.K. not as juicy as it may first appear and i really really need advice!
Recently ive started dating this new guy, hes great!
The only problem (well if u call it that) is that his equipment is huge! May sound great but after we did it i was really swore and bleeding from inside?? My last bf and my rampant rabbit are way way smaller than him! I dont know ive been bleedin fer a few days now, but its not my period and it only happens after i pee! Anyone else had this problem? Will this happen every time??

Any advice wud be great!
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Blood when you urinate? Are you sure it is not cystitus? (A bacterial infection of your urinary tract)
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My girlfriend had this at first, but not anymore. As long as it doesn't really hurt it should be OK.
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My girlfriend had this at first, but not anymore. As long as it doesn't really hurt it should be OK.
BOASTER!!!!!


Yer, when your peeing it shudnt bleed. Go and see Herr Doktor.
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No more silly replies, please.
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/me= Jealous, much?

Doctors, on the double. Any "wound" in there should scab over and not bleed again.

Next time go on top so you can control him a little and how far/fast he goes in After all, the darn thing can squeeze out sprogs with minimal damage so you might just need to take it a bit slower!
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After all, the darn thing can squeeze out sprogs with minimal damage so you might just need to take it a bit slower!

Erm, it always confuses me when this is used in an argument about penis size. You do realise that giving birth is a lengthy and, generally, excruciatingly painful process that can last up to 48 hours? It is so painful that they prescribe painkillers that paralyse women from the waist down. So even though a vagina can theoretically stretch that much, its not really something you'd want to do every day.

Its like saying that a man CAN potentially be whacked in the testicles by Rambo with a baseball bat and recover from it, so a kid taking a swing at your junk should be perfectly fine and nothing to worry about. Chicken.
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Erm, it always confuses me when this is used in an argument about penis size. You do realise that giving birth is a lengthy and, generally, excruciatingly painful process that can last up to 48 hours? It is so painful that they prescribe painkillers that paralyse women from the waist down. So even though a vagina can theoretically stretch that much, its not really something you'd want to do every day.

Its like saying that a man CAN potentially be whacked in the testicles by Rambo with a baseball bat and recover from it, so a kid taking a swing at your junk should be perfectly fine and nothing to worry about. Chicken.
:rofl: sex shouldn't be as painful as giving birth- friggin hell there is a reason why some women only have one kid y'know!
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ya tht mite be something else if it is wen you pee like a kidney or something...

see a doctor pronto, any blood at all is bad, but for more than hr well its not gd
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:rofl: sex shouldn't be as painful as giving birth- friggin hell there is a reason why some women only have one kid y'know!
Because the sex was too painful the first time round? :p:

OP - just get him to go slower and be gentl, you should gradually get used to it and stretch a little so it doesn't hurt anymore. Give it time though. If you wanna see a doctor in the meantime to ease your worries that would be good too.
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Because the sex was too painful the first time round? :p:

OP - just get him to go slower and be gentl, you should gradually get used to it and stretch a little so it doesn't hurt anymore. Give it time though. If you wanna see a doctor in the meantime to ease your worries that would be good too.
hmmm *scratches chin* perhaps :p:
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Sounds like being hung like a donkey isn't all it's cracked up to be...
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(Original post by Dittoo)
Sounds like being hung like a donkey isn't all it's cracked up to be...
would still love to be, when i watch porn makes me feel so inadequate. not in a manic depressive kind of way! just like - i wish i had that. not like a material possession because wealth can be changed, like some of my friends drive range sports, but im not a jealous person so i just think good on them and if all goes to plan i should be at that point in the not too distant future. with your **** though, youve got it and youre stuck with it!
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And being happy with what your born with is now an outlawed school of thinking?
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Personally I don't really see the downside to being hung like a pornstar....
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Go see a doctor! Now!
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Really? The bit where your girlfriend hates having sex because you hurt her?

In all seriousness though 1. Go on top, then you can control it (or missionary where he can get a bit deeper easier so it's not such a squish) and 2. Go to the doctor. Not necessarily in that order though!
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there'll always be plenty of girls looking for the experience...
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If you go around boasting about it that is. And then you'll only get shallow women
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is that a problem
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