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Hey guys, I'm going to a summer school at the end of the summer, and there's a talent show there on one of the nights. Now I have absolutely no talent (other than for understanding physics, what a geek I am) but really want to give the talent show a go. Can anybody suggest any amusing acts that I could try, I don't mind making a fool of myself or people laughing at me just so you know.

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strip.
blow something up
do nothing; just stand on stage, wait for a few minutes then shout ta da! bow and exit
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Shout at the top of your lungs for ****in aggges, see how long they tolerate it.
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I think a Borat thong always goes down well.
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juggle

fill a load of old Smirnoff Red vodka bottles with water, and then down them

See how much pure sugar you can eat at once without fainting/your feet going numb (my record is 1/2 a pound)

wrestle a pet, and let them win

walk around as if you're lost

mime
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Comedy. Just look up some one-liners, it's a piece of piss.
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Do like... an act on Astrophysics.

If you bore them all to sleep, you can quietly sneak away :laugh:
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Challenge every single member of the audience to an individual staring match.
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Holocaust jokes, they'll love them, everyone knows you don't get jewish scientists.
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Novelty rap act with a bloody stupid World Record attempt in the middle. Ours went down a storm. You have to really mean the not minding making a fool of yourself bit, though. I'll dig out the video from our talent show here, show you just how much of an ass of yourself you can make and still drive the audience wild. :p: Good time, good times.

EDIT: http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?Fla...rId=1388093988

I'm the head-kicking/"He's a bad man" guy. Shameless exhibitionism, certainly, but my God was it fun and, trust me, it requires no talent whatsoever.
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^^ :rofl:
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(Original post by dh00001)
do nothing; just stand on stage, wait for a few minutes then shout ta da! bow and exit
love it great idea
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(Original post by -Kav-)
Novelty rap act with a bloody stupid World Record attempt in the middle. Ours went down a storm. You have to really mean the not minding making a fool of yourself bit, though. I'll dig out the video from our talent show here, show you just how much of an ass of yourself you can make and still drive the audience wild. :p: Good time, good times.

EDIT: http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?Fla...rId=1388093988

I'm the head-kicking/"He's a bad man" guy. Shameless exhibitionism, certainly, but my God was it fun and, trust me, it requires no talent whatsoever.
That was absolutely hilarious! Well done.
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Willycopter!!!
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