mum !!

just had a shower and half way through it came knocking on the bathroom door screaming ' i f***ing hate you wot u doing in the bathroom at this time. then it called me a first class bitch lol.

how the hell was i supposed to know she wanted to go in, ive asked her in the past and she just said ' its my house i'll go in when i feel like it and i dont want u in at the time'

not only does she wake me up at 8.00 slamming about, shes always in my way

ok thanx for reading

just had a shower and half way through it came knocking on the bathroom door screaming ' i f***ing hate you wot u doing in the bathroom at this time. then it called me a first class bitch lol.

how the hell was i supposed to know she wanted to go in, ive asked her in the past and she just said ' its my house i'll go in when i feel like it and i dont want u in at the time'

not only does she wake me up at 8.00 slamming about, shes always in my way

ok thanx for reading

hmm. a mother acting like an immature teenager. there's something new

You could always just put a few mice in there before she has her shower. Did to my missus personally. It was good for a laugh. Came out of the bathroom struggling to wrap the towel around her. Even worse for her was my best mate sitting on the couch and getting an eyeful of her more private parts :P

shes just stupid though, shoutin if she doesnt get her own way i can't even hit her i'll get kicked out. only thing i can do is call her but ive ran out of words

Call her a tree. Trust me, it works If it doesn't confuse the shit out of her, she will feel incredibly insulted in the long run. It is just one of those things you can't stop thinking about, and eventually they find themselves wondering just which part of them you were referring to. Sandpit is another classic

In addition to my post above, call her a pathetic little child. That is bound to get her going.

lol, no ive said that she ignores me

I started a thread on how to deal with angry mums yesterday, take note of my advice!

Call her a tree. Trust me, it works If it doesn't confuse the shit out of her, she will feel incredibly insulted in the long run. It is just one of those things you can't stop thinking about, and eventually they find themselves wondering just which part of them you were referring to. Sandpit is another classic

Call her a tree. Trust me, it works If it doesn't confuse the shit out of her, she will feel incredibly insulted in the long run. It is just one of those things you can't stop thinking about, and eventually they find themselves wondering just which part of them you were referring to. Sandpit is another classic

just had a shower and half way through it came knocking on the bathroom door screaming ' i f***ing hate you wot u doing in the bathroom at this time. then it called me a first class bitch lol.

how the hell was i supposed to know she wanted to go in, ive asked her in the past and she just said ' its my house i'll go in when i feel like it and i dont want u in at the time'

not only does she wake me up at 8.00 slamming about, shes always in my way

ok thanx for reading