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Just went to my new dentist, and all i can say is... watch

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    ****

    Seriously, she's eastern European and looks like a slightly older Kournikova/Sharapova.

    What a change it makes from the 60 yr old man with pungent breath i used to endure.

    I've never looked forward to going to the dentist so much in my life.
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    (Original post by All at once)
    ****

    Seriously, she's eastern European and looks like a slightly older Kournikova/Sharapova.

    What a change it makes from the 60 yr old man with pungent breath i used to endure.

    I've never looked forward to going to the dentist so much in my life.
    She's only a **** if she's got kids. Does she?
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    (Original post by Just_Izzy)
    She's only a **** if she's got kids. Does she?
    I'm not sure, so in that case she shall remain a DILF until i hear otherwise.
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    (Original post by All at once)
    I'm not sure, so in that case she shall remain a DILF until i hear otherwise.
    A dad you'd like to ****? Wish I could change gender that easily.
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    You could try asking her if she's a mother or not, because you aren't sure whether you can legitimately refer to her as a **** on the internet forum you frequent. I'm sure you'll be spending much more time in the dentist's if you do.
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    (Original post by Just_Izzy)
    A dad you'd like to ****? Wish I could change gender that easily.
    'Dentist,' I suspect. :p:
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    (Original post by -Kav-)
    'Dentist,' I suspect. :p:
    What an oversight on my part! But really, I think you'd need to diferenciate between male and female dentists in regards to the 'i'd like to ****' tradition...
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    (Original post by Just_Izzy)
    A dad you'd like to ****? Wish I could change gender that easily.

    That's a discussion you should take to the Health & Relationships forum. Here we will continue to admire the DILF that is my DENTIST NOT DAD.
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    Mine is about 65, male, and fat
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    (Original post by Just_Izzy)
    What an oversight on my part! But really, I think you'd need to diferenciate between male and female dentists in regards to the 'i'd like to ****' tradition...
    Hmm, could be tricky, 'FDILF' being quite hard to say. Possibly, DIBASMWLF [Lit: Dentist I, Being A Straight Man, Would Like to ****.] Not a lot better, really.
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    (Original post by All at once)
    That's a discussion you should take to the Health & Relationships forum. Here we will continue to admire the DILF that is my DENTIST NOT DAD.
    Alright Mr Forum Nazi. I'll post where I like... :p:
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    (Original post by -Kav-)
    Hmm, could be tricky, 'FDILF' being quite hard to say. Possibly, DIBASMWLF [Lit: Dentist I, Being A Straight Man, Would Like to ****.] Not a lot better, really.
    I don't really want to **** a female dentist at all. But appreciate your effort.

    I keep on TRYING to get the female icon on my profile but it wants me to fill everything out. Back in the day I had a million and one things on it, but they've all disappeared?! TSR hates me clearly.
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    (Original post by Thelfo)
    You could try asking her if she's a mother or not, because you aren't sure whether you can legitimately refer to her as a **** on the internet forum you frequent. I'm sure you'll be spending much more time in the dentist's if you do.
    I may have to apply for a special dispensation to 'rep' you in defiance of all established protocols and precedents.
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    (Original post by Just_Izzy)
    I don't really want to **** a female dentist at all. But appreciate your effort.

    I keep on TRYING to get the female icon on my profile but it wants me to fill everything out. Back in the day I had a million and one things on it, but they've all disappeared?! TSR hates me clearly.
    Hah, fair play. 'S odd, that, you could always AAM, to continue the stream of acronyms, more than anything else.
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    (Original post by -Kav-)
    Hah, fair play. 'S odd, that, you could always AAM, to continue the stream of acronyms, more than anything else.
    I don't care enough to AAM... I'll probably go AWOL or MIA soon again anyway.. (I challenge you to get more than three into a sentence...)
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    (Original post by Just_Izzy)
    I don't really want to **** a female dentist at all. But appreciate your effort.

    I keep on TRYING to get the female icon on my profile but it wants me to fill everything out. Back in the day I had a million and one things on it, but they've all disappeared?! TSR hates me clearly.
    But your name would indicate that you're clearly a girl

    Or a boy with a slightly less conventional name. :p:
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    (Original post by shakirac)
    But your name would indicate that you're clearly a girl

    Or a boy with a slightly less conventional name. :p:
    Really? Everyone I ever meet asks me why I have a boys name. Well, I obviously have a girls name- Izzy is just a nickname but apparently its more associated with boys.
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    Izzy! =O
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    (Original post by Just_Izzy)
    I don't care enough to AAM... I'll probably go AWOL or MIA soon again anyway.. (I challenge you to get more than three into a sentence...)
    Without making them up, I presume? Well, I suppose I could hunt through the OED or post a thread asking for suggestions in the GD section of TSR, but that'd be cheating and, after all, WWJD? Huzzah!
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    (Original post by mc_watson87)
    Izzy! =O
    Mikey! How are you?
 
 
 
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