Woman banned for life from Bradford buses for farting

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    Just found this story from the Yorkshire news online page.

    WOMAN BANNED FOR LIFE ON BRADFORD BUSES

    A woman has received a lifetime ban from a Bradford bus company after repeatedly breaking wind in their vehicles. On one occasion a driver was physically sick.

    Bradford Magistrates Court heard how Yolande Pogba, aged 48 from Lumb Lane, Bradford revelled in what she was doing and on most occasions would bend over to create the maximum impact.

    On 18th June 2016, Mrs Pogba (pictured) boarded a packed bus at Bradford Interchange and crouched next to an elderly gentleman. As the bus set off, she let off an excruciating sound from her bottom. Mrs Pogba, clearly impressed with her actions then shouted "Some ******* has squashed a Frog"

    The bus company recorded 148 separate incidents. On the 22nd June, she boarded a bus in Holmewood and forced her way into the drivers cab, repeatedly breaking wind, cupping her hands and rubbing the atrocious smell into the drivers face until he was sick.

    Solicitor Rick Head, representing Mrs Pogba asked for the court to be sympathetic "My client is addicted to Jamaican Rum and kidney beans and unfortunately this brings out the worst in her personality and makes her bottom talk"

    The court fined Mrs Pogba £375 and ordered her to pay £20 compensation to the bus driver - Mr Bob Aloo Bhuna. She was also sentenced to 120 hours community service.
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    This can't be real life
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    This is fart-cism.
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    :lol::lol::lol:
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    Jeez, that must have been one hell of a fart.
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    Hopefully the only bus ccompany on that route, so she will have to walk. Wonder if she let one or several off whilst in court? 148 incidents....

    I bet everyone in court had difficult keeping a straight face.
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    What's the difference between a museum and Yolande Pogba?

    One specialises in artifacts, the other specialises in farty acts.
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    "My client is addicted to Jamaican Rum and kidney beans and unfortunately this brings out the worst in her personality and makes her bottom talk"

    Wtf?

    :judge:


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    (Original post by JamesN88)
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    Oh yes, people get paid to spend their time doing this in court.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    What's the difference between a museum and Yolande Pogba?

    One specialises in artifacts, the other specialises in farty acts.
    That deserved a rep for being so bad.
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    148 incidents? :rofl:
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    (Original post by JohnGreek)
    Oh yes, people get paid to spend their time doing this in court.
    Is that what lies ahead if you don't get into commercial law?
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    (Original post by JamesN88)
    Is that what lies ahead if you don't get into commercial law?
    Kek probably who knows
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    my idol
    Blown away by her talent
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    (Original post by JamesN88)
    That deserved a rep for being so bad.
    Yeah yeah, I know - the joke stinks.
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    (Original post by Rock Fan)
    Just found this story from the Yorkshire news online page.

    WOMAN BANNED FOR LIFE ON BRADFORD BUSES

    A woman has received a lifetime ban from a Bradford bus company after repeatedly breaking wind in their vehicles. On one occasion a driver was physically sick.

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    wtf!!!!
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Yeah yeah, I know - the joke stinks.
    :facepalm:
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    (Original post by JamesN88)
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    Alright mate, don't get gassed up.
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    "As the bus set off, she let off an excruciating sound from her bottom. Mrs Pogba, clearly impressed with her actions then shouted

    "Some ******* has squashed a Frog"


    My GOD Haha




    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl3::rofl3::rofl3::rofl2:
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    I'm Mrs Pogba
 
 
 
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