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in a card containing 40 quids worth of Marks and Sparks vouchers, for a friend of mine soon to be getting married...

give me a few ideas :cool:

something corny perhaps...
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"Just make sure it's one-size-fits-all."
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Man is incomplete until he is married. After that he is finished.
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i'm feeling slow on the uptake i'm afraid :confused:

as in....whatever they get, has to go between the two of them...???

if that's the gist to what you're saying, that's a bit crap? :confused:
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I was thinking of giving you £40 of HMV vouchers, but I remembered how much you just love food you fatty!

Best wishes,
white haired wizard

<ahem> How about:

You'll need these, mate, for all the times the misses gets you doing the weekly shop.

Best wishes,

XYZ

However you have to change XYZ with your name otherwise they'll think you're a weirdo. :cool:

Byeee, TML.
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(Original post by Gilliwoo)
Man is incomplete until he is married. After that he is finished.
a cynic of the marriage ceremony like yours truly

but i can't show any such cynicism in my comment/s
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I was thinking of giving you £40 of HMV vouchers, but I remembered how much you just love food you fatty!

Best wishes,
white haired wizard

<ahem> How about:

You'll need these, mate, for all the times the misses gets you doing the weekly shop.

Best wishes,

XYZ

However you have to change XYZ with your name otherwise they'll think you're a weirdo. :cool:

Byeee, TML.
Marks & Spencers doesn't just sell food, innit.

but the latter comment is good :cool:
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How about, I hope you go together like "Mark's" and "Spencer's".

:hmmmm: But then again, didn't the company get taken other? Perhaps it's not the best message... :p:

How about, "Get something for the wife, from me"
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How about, I hope you go together like "Mark's" and "Spencer's".

:hmmmm: But then again, didn't the company get taken other? Perhaps it's not the best message... :p:

How about, "Get something for the wife, from me"
better still...

"tell the missus to go buy some make-up "

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Hahaha, yes
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i'm feeling slow on the uptake i'm afraid :confused:

as in....whatever they get, has to go between the two of them...???

if that's the gist to what you're saying, that's a bit crap? :confused:
Nope; more a comment on the fact that no man should, under any circumstances, presume to infer his spouse's 'measurements'.

Though the fact that you didn't 'get' it probably rules it out by default. Ah, well.
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i don't have that particularly close a friendship with this fella to be cracking jokes about size...

and i have never spoken to the gf....

(just given her oral.....JOKE)

i think TML's ".....weekly shopping...." is perhaps the most appropriate right now...

keep the ideas coming.
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'This isn't just a voucher, this is an M&S...'

Or not, like
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'This isn't just a voucher, this is an M&S...'

Or not, like
not, like....

and NOT LIKE....at all.
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Alright, keep your pubes on.
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Alright, keep your pubes on.
it was a dreadful suggestion though
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True, but don't blame me, it's the fault of the multinationals
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True, but don't blame me, it's the fault of the multinationals
ok, i'll blame capitalism? The root of all..........you decide :cool:
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i'm still undecided...

i can't really go with the '....weekly shopping' one. It's not like they will start living with one another post-wedding and post-honeymoon...

they've been living with each other for approx 2 years...

hmmm :confused:
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"Thought you could use this, make sure to add this to your prenup"


"Give her this if you run out of ideas for you 1 year anniversary with her"
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