"Just make sure it's one-size-fits-all."
Man is incomplete until he is married. After that he is finished.
i don't have that particularly close a friendship with this fella to be cracking jokes about size...
and i have never spoken to the gf....
(just given her oral.....JOKE)
i think TML's ".....weekly shopping...." is perhaps the most appropriate right now...
keep the ideas coming.
'This isn't just a voucher, this is an M&S...'
Or not, like
Alright, keep your pubes on.
True, but don't blame me, it's the fault of the multinationals
"Thought you could use this, make sure to add this to your prenup"
"Give her this if you run out of ideas for you 1 year anniversary with her"