Awkward boner and gfs mum

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    So I was at my girlfriends house and we were just watch TV. I was fairly bored and was scrolling through my phone, saw a few nice looking photos of some nice looking girls. My mind wandered a bit and unfortunately I ended up with a random bone (yes I still get those at the age of 22). And it's a really stubborn one that just won't go away regardless of what I think about.

    Anyway as it's in full rage her mum comes in and ask's for a hand unloading the car which she's managed to fill to the roof with junk. I managed to hide it using the good old fashioned "tuck it into the waistband trick". During my first trip to the car im walking out of the house and she is walking back in from the car and we meet in the porch which is a bit of a squeeze but I turn side on to let her past but she misjudged it slightly and got a bit too close to me and brushed past me. I say brushed but significant contact was made with her leg and my throbber. She knew and I knew but nothing was said thankfully but I felt awkward AF.

    Anyway on my third trip to the car we met once again in the porch (I'm still flying the flag at more than half mast.). Once again i turn side on to let her through and she also turns side on to go past me - she turned so her back was facing me. But she went past really really close and slowly and her backside slowly and firmly rubbed on my area - almost as if she was doing it on purpose. When she was past she turned her head smiled at me and carried on into the house.

    I feel so embarrassed and confused. What should I do. I just can't make sense of the situation.
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    just sleep with her
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    If this is even true…

    Just… forget about it? You're probably misjudging things massively.
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    Is she fit tho?
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    Sounds like a porn fantasy tbh.
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    (Original post by Cremated_Spatula)
    Is she fit tho?
    She's nothing special but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    She's nothing special but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting.
    Who said anything about farting
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    you do not need to do anything... it sounds like the Mum is having a bit of harmless naughtiness
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    What the hell did I just read?

    She clearly wants your D. Forget your girlfriend :rofl:
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    Is this Staceys mum?

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    I'm nursing a semi after reading that.
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    (Original post by SMEGGGY)
    Is this Staceys mum?

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    Because Stacey's mom has got it going on
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    I've seen this porno.
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    Troll alert :troll:
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    (Original post by UWS)
    What the hell did I just read?

    She clearly wants your D. Forget your girlfriend :rofl:
    In the Bible it says Thou Shalt Not Covet
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    it's probably a test to see if you'll cheat or whatever so do nothing unless you want to be your ex-girlfriend's stepfather (that was more Jeremy kyle than I planned for but roll with it)
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    Can't wait for the update, she brushed past me again and then the plumber checked both our piping
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    Bravo my man, I think you're on your way to a threesome!
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    Mildly arousing / 10

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    You should stop thinking about the junk in her trunk, forget about it, and focus on her daughter's boot-y, ofc
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    You should write books about this sorta stuff lol.
 
 
 
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