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My attraction is spiraling out of control!

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    Hi guys, it's me again but, this time, I am educated with better English and have a newly found attraction to mannequins!

    I first found out when I was with my 13 year old girlfriend in the town centre of where I live and there was a mannequin in the changing room, I was so in love with it straight away I had to sneak it into my changing room and made love with it for about 40 minutes! I have never felt so much pleasure, I knew i had to do it again. I tried to use a sex doll although it just didn't make me feel the way the mannequin did. My girlfriend has also dumped me (not like I was getting much action from here any way the hairy *****)

    I don't want to feel this way anymore but sometimes I just can't help myself! Can any body help me get over a lover??

    You know you love me
    XOXO Mannequin Boy
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    Where are her parents?
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    (Original post by saraxh)
    Where are her parents?
    I am a boy and if you have nothing constructive to say then pls leave
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    (Original post by nipslips)
    I am a boy and if you have nothing constructive to say then pls leave
    Perhaps you could lead by example.
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    (Original post by Profesh)
    Perhaps you could lead by example.
    what do you mean
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    You can't please a real girl so you're going for mannequins, that's fine xoxoxo
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    #make_mannequin_marriage_legal
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    (Original post by UWS)
    You can't please a real girl so you're going for mannequins, that's fine xoxoxo
    how would you like to be pleased baby
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    (Original post by string210)
    #make_mannequin_marriage_legal
    i dont want to marry them! i just want that plastic snatch
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    4/10 pretty creative, but you lose points for lack of subtlety.
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    (Original post by nipslips)
    how would you like to be pleased baby
    I like chilli flakes and coriander in my soup :ahee:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    4/10 pretty creative, but you lose points for lack of subtlety.
    i will try better next time b, am i going to get a spanking for not doing my homework properly?
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    (Original post by UWS)
    I like chilli flakes and coriander in my soup :ahee:
    i like the same thing in my booty
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    (Original post by nipslips)
    i like the same thing in my booty
    Such a waste of good ingredients
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    why am I laughing so much? LOOOOOOOL

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    Show
    im in the library, give me a break man
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    Oh wow.
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    (Original post by nipslips)
    Hi guys, it's me again but, this time, I am educated with better English and have a newly found attraction to mannequins!

    I first found out when I was with my 13 year old girlfriend in the town centre of where I live and there was a mannequin in the changing room, I was so in love with it straight away I had to sneak it into my changing room and made love with it for about 40 minutes! I have never felt so much pleasure, I knew i had to do it again. I tried to use a sex doll although it just didn't make me feel the way the mannequin did. My girlfriend has also dumped me (not like I was getting much action from here any way the hairy *****)

    I don't want to feel this way anymore but sometimes I just can't help myself! Can any body help me get over a lover??

    You know you love me
    XOXO Mannequin Boy
    Where are the cameras bro, am I on TV, nice prank haha
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    (Original post by nipslips)
    I am a boy and if you have nothing constructive to say then pls leave
    No thanks
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    (Original post by YshaHalgoke)
    Where are the cameras bro, am I on TV, nice prank haha
    this isnt a prank! help i have moved in with one called val
 
 
 
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