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Had weirdest dream that I ****ed Kim Kardashian... watch

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    I had to relieve my feelings as soon as I woke up. Weirdly, when I ejaculated, my semen flew in to the air and landed on the carpet. I know this is due to a lot of pressure but I certainly did it in style. God knows what I'd be like if she was bouncing on my ****.

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