Social life at OxfordWatch
But not the insecure badge collectors. They will ask your A Level profile and then, depending on whether it's better or worse than theirs, go home and either cry or masturbate over their stale sticky stack of GCSE certificates.
I think everyone's got an insecure badge collector at heart.
Of course, there are plenty of emotionally healthy people at Oxford, I'm sure. Just extrapolating on a small percentage that probably crumble when at university because they no longer have that positive feedback loop that they had relied on their whole life. They were institutionalised, no less.
Lovehoney co-founder Neal Slateford said: 'We are delighted that
dreaming spires aren't the only phallic objects getting everyone excited in Cambridge and Oxford!'