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    I would make the USA an atheist utopia.
    I'd immediately outlaw ALL religions for eternity.
    I'd change the motto of the USA from "In god we trust" to " In reason and science we trust".
    All "houses of worship" and religious schools will be closed and instead of them libraries with free scientific books will be built.
    All religious "holy" books will be outlawed.
    All religious clothing,foods,artifacts will be be outlawed.
    All holydays ( including christmas )will be outlawed.
    Evolution will be a compulsory subjects in all schools and all universities
    All cemeteries will be closed and made into parks, and all dead bodies will be burned to ashes.
    All funds that prior went to religion and religious causes will be instead directed to scientific research and technological development.
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      (Original post by ThenextPresident)
      I would make the USA an atheist utopia.
      I'd immediately outlaw ALL religions for eternity.
      I'd change the motto of the USA from "In god we trust" to " In reason and science we trust".
      All "houses of worship" and religious schools will be closed and instead of them libraries with free scientific books will be built.
      All religious "holy" books will be outlawed.
      All religious clothing,foods,artifacts will be be outlawed.
      All holydays ( including christmas )will be outlawed.
      Evolution will be a compulsory subjects in all schools and all universities
      All cemeteries will be closed and made into parks, and all dead bodies will be burned to ashes.
      All funds that prior went to religion and religious causes will be instead directed to scientific research and technological development.
      Evolution is a religious belief.
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      (Original post by EricPiphany)
      Evolution is a religious belief.
      No it's not.
      It's a proven scientific TRUTH.
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        (Original post by ThenextPresident)
        No it's not.
        It's a proven scientific TRUTH.
        #scienceis********
        oh damn, it's going to be censored
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        Could you also learn how to use paragraphs whilst you're at it? Thanks!
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        Freedom of religion is a thing.
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        Well thank God you're not running tbh
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          (Original post by MathMoFarah)
          Freedom of religion is a thing.
          I like your username.
          Where are you studying?
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          In reason and science we trust? Well, you really do? But I don't.

          Science & scientists cause many big problems.

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          (Original post by EricPiphany)
          I like your username.
          Where are you studying?
          Horticulture
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          (Original post by Zacken)
          Could you also learn how to use paragraphs whilst you're at it? Thanks!
          Paragraphs are also outlawed in his new atheist Americs utopia
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            (Original post by MathMoFarah)
            Horticulture
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            Cool.
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              (Original post by EricPiphany)
              #scienceis********
              oh damn, it's going to be censored

              Did someone report this lol
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              I'd make the USA a great bastion and beacon of all that is good and just - atheism, reason, science, technology and advancement.
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              (Original post by ThenextPresident)
              I'd make the USA a great bastion and beacon of all that is good and just - atheism, reason, science, technology and advancement.
              I'd just take the money out of politics.
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              Outlaw private gun and ammunition sales and ownership
              Offer a trade-in for privately owned firearms for six months, then order the confiscation of privately owned firearms
              Legalise same-sex marriage and use of marijuana
              Change the voting system to a direct one, outlaw gerrymandering
              Outlaw private donations to parties and candidates, make the parties receive funds from the government proportionally to their share in the last elections and member numbers
              Ensure representatives from the four biggest parties are invited to debates
              Invest heavily in infrastructure, education, fighting of poverty, divest in military

              ... and so much more.

              Also: Atheists are idiots. God is awesome.
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              (Original post by Zacken)
              Could you also learn how to use paragraphs whilst you're at it? Thanks!
              Careful, you don't want to end up in a "re-education" camp when he takes over.

              I for one welcome our new shytposting overlord.....
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              (Original post by ThenextPresident)
              I would make the USA an atheist utopia.
              I'd immediately outlaw ALL religions for eternity.
              I'd change the motto of the USA from "In god we trust" to " In reason and science we trust".
              All "houses of worship" and religious schools will be closed and instead of them libraries with free scientific books will be built.
              All religious "holy" books will be outlawed.
              All religious clothing,foods,artifacts will be be outlawed.
              All holydays ( including christmas )will be outlawed.
              Evolution will be a compulsory subjects in all schools and all universities
              All cemeteries will be closed and made into parks, and all dead bodies will be burned to ashes.
              All funds that prior went to religion and religious causes will be instead directed to scientific research and technological development.
              If I were to guess that you're a 14 year old who has just discovered Richard Dawkins and /r/atheism, would I be close?
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              (Original post by Plagioclase)
              If I were to guess that you're a 14 year old who has just discovered Richard Dawkins and /r/atheism, would I be close?
              No.
              I'm not.
              I am 24 year old and an atheist for years, before I even knew who Dawkins or Reddit was.
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              (Original post by ThenextPresident)
              I am 24 year old
              This is a cause of concern for me.
             
             
             
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