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this is soooooo embarasing but when ever i have a sex i do fanny farts,ne1 have this problem or got advice? its so embarasing!
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How does your partner react to them?? If he finds them funny, then dont worry about them and laugh about them together! :p:
If he's a bit disgusted or turned-off, tell him to wise up! It's only a noise!
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Explain what they are to him.
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Oh. My. God. (forgive the immaturity)

What are fanny farts ?
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It's when air becomes trapped in the vagina when having sex. And then you move a bit, the air rushes out and sounds like you're farting. No biggie.

Positional changes might help.
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Oh come on, they're either slightly comical or nothing to worry about. No need to be embarassed about it, he certainly doesn't care and if he does then you're shagging a five year old.
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they're generally caused by the guy going at it like a rabbit as well, so if anything it's more his fault than yours :p:
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Its the guys fault because he compresses the air...don't be embarrassed but if you are try to keep positions which cause it to happen most to a minimum.
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What do you mean by "whenever i have sex", do you mean its like "squeak, squeak, squeak, etc etc"?
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(Original post by Music_Enthusiast)
What do you mean by "whenever i have sex", do you mean its like "squeak, squeak, squeak, etc etc"?
No no, she said "whenever I have a sex". So presumably not constantly.

Crucial linguistic difference.

(Sigh. )
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Haha that'll teach me for not bothering to read what I'm quoting
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he ignores them-but it spoils the mood for me
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He should be glad to be inside your vag more than anything :p:

I doubt he cares about that noise.
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It is his fault :P

Just ignore them, it happens to everyone.
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Sometimes it happens with me and my boyfriend, depending on the position. Normally we just collapse in giggles and that's the end of that. It does kill the mood, but not in a really bad way I suppose. Occasionally he teases me about it, but then I just remind him that it's his fault and assure him that it never does that when he's not around! All you can do is laugh about it really.
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this is soooooo embarasing but when ever i have a sex i do fanny farts,ne1 have this problem or got advice? its so embarasing!
Get your boyfriend to go a little slower, it's trapped air that causes them :p:
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Oh God me and my man were having sex this weekend i doggy style position and then as soon as we started moving into missionary I let out the loudest ever fanny fart and then it wouldn't stop! We were just laughing about it, it's natural.
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I had one once...Me n my boyfriend collapsed in giggles and then he was like awwww i think it was my fault. Hes so sweet!
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just dirty talk whilst he's banging you. it'll drown out the noise.

and lol @ dita!!! :suith:
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ROFL!

'fanny farts' are not that bad. All it is is a bit of trapped air and squelchy juices making themselves known. If I was a man, I would take it as a compliment . . . means you got a good rogering and were plenty moist enough for him.

Incidently, I do them occassionaly. Leads to much giggling and winking . . . doggy style seems to be the culprit.
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