Which would you rather be...?

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    Spoon
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    50.94%
    Fork
    443
    49.06%

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    Which would you rather be? And why???
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    Spoon. Then I can finally be spooned.
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    Fork, they seem more useful than spoons.
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    (Original post by claireestelle)
    Fork, they seem more useful than spoons.
    Spanker wants to be spooned, do you want to be forked?
    :mmm:
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    Spoon is more useful imo
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    (Original post by Ordo)
    Spoon is more useful imo
    But fork is more beautiful , i think !
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    I want to be the big spoon
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    (Original post by fardm76)
    but fork is more beautiful , i think !
    And with that, you could kill someone intentionally (I hope). Spoon is actually more beautiful because you can see the reflection of yourself - everyone is beautiful
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    (Original post by Ordo)
    And with that, you could kill someone intentionally (I hope)
    So it is more useful !
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    Have you ever heard about one dead in fork attack ?
    i haven't !
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    Spoons are sexier init but why not a bit of both? Sporks are cool
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    Fork, because I like to fork.
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    (Original post by fardm76)
    So it is more useful !
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    Have you ever heard about one dead in fork attack ?
    i haven't !
    Me neither but you'll end up in jail while I'm having fun eating chocolate dessert with spoon.
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    (Original post by XOR_)
    Fork, because I like to fork.
    How does one go about forking?
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    (Original post by Pinkberry_y)
    How does one go about forking?
    I'll give you a demonstration
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    Fork because natural self defence n'est-ce-pas
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    I would be a spork

    Take that binary choice oppression
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    Conceptually, thinking about transposing human temperament and behaviour onto either spoon or fork, I would have to say that I imagine I am more fork-like than spoon-like. However, I think if it were up to me (as the question suggests it is), I should like to be of the spoon variety.
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    Forking hell this is a hard choice.
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    this binary notion of cutlery is oppressive... sporks ftw
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    I'm already as crazy as a spoon. And if I really am a spoon, then I get to spoon with all the other spoons, as people have already worked out.
 
 
 
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