How to be an Alpha

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    Follow dese steps:

    1. Mix 3g phenibut with some water and cordial
    2. Drink it you idiot
    3. Neck a Redbull or if you have good taste, a Monster
    4. Wait 1-4 hours
    5. Become a social God
    6. Arrange a night out and proceed to get drunk from one or two shots
    7. Smash a girl you met on said night out
    8. Wake up feeling calm and euphoric

    Side note: Don't do this more than twice a week

    Das it mane
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    That's not how to be an Alpha,
    that's how to be an Alpha Kenny One.

    Thanks, but I suggest you become a Gamma Male.
    The gamma male... Not often talked about, but they are out there. Usually a Gamma is an Alpha Male that “grew up” and toned down the antics slightly and started being socially conscious and more of a team player.
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    kek this is more like 'how to be beta'

    You can't become alpha, you're either born alpha, or you're not.
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    (Original post by Kiritsugu)
    That's not how to be an Alpha,
    that's how to be an Alpha Kenny One.

    Thanks, but I suggest you become a Gamma Male.
    The gamma male... Not often talked about, but they are out there. Usually a Gamma is an Alpha Male that “grew up” and toned down the antics slightly and started being socially conscious and more of a team player.
    What you've just described is a Cuck
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    Change the word "alpha" to "complete bell-end" and you might be in business.
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    (Original post by AccessToUni25)
    What you've just described is a Cuck
    A cuck is somebody who let's his wife sleep with another man for a fetish
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    Sounds like something a wasteman would do.
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    Instructions not clear, dick got stuck in ceiling fan.
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    U aware bruh
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Change the word "alpha" to "sex offender" and you might be in business.
    :holmes: *
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    bombard yourself with neutrons and end up with only two protons and two neutrons....

    Physics joke ho!
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    (Original post by the bear)
    Excellent post, Woody, you are truly a genius.
    Thanks and PRSOM :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Toasticide)
    bombard yourself with neutrons and end up with only two protons and two neutrons....

    Physics joke ho!
    good one :five: *

    perhaps it will provoke a reaction...
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Instructions not clear, dick got stuck in ceiling fan.
    You have a lil willy sheep Lord Samosa
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    Like fish in a barrel top kek
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    RDKGames
    =))))))))))))))))))have a look at this
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    RDKGames
    =))))))))))))))))))have a look at this
    As a first-class \alpha male I can confirm that this list is BS.

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    (Original post by RDKGames)
    As a first-class \alpha male I can confirm that this list is BS.

    whoa u don't say=)))
    what r ur secrets then
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    whoa u don't say=)))
    what r ur secrets then
    That's classified. If I reveal too much I'm afraid my pull game can be compromised.
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    I'd just consume some Radon if I were you
 
 
 
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