How to be an Alpha Watch

AccessToUni25
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Follow dese steps:

1. Mix 3g phenibut with some water and cordial
2. Drink it you idiot
3. Neck a Redbull or if you have good taste, a Monster
4. Wait 1-4 hours
5. Become a social God
6. Arrange a night out and proceed to get drunk from one or two shots
7. Smash a girl you met on said night out
8. Wake up feeling calm and euphoric

Side note: Don't do this more than twice a week

Das it mane
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That's not how to be an Alpha,
that's how to be an Alpha Kenny One.

Thanks, but I suggest you become a Gamma Male.
The gamma male... Not often talked about, but they are out there. Usually a Gamma is an Alpha Male that “grew up” and toned down the antics slightly and started being socially conscious and more of a team player.
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kek this is more like 'how to be beta'

You can't become alpha, you're either born alpha, or you're not.
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(Original post by Kiritsugu)
That's not how to be an Alpha,
that's how to be an Alpha Kenny One.

Thanks, but I suggest you become a Gamma Male.
The gamma male... Not often talked about, but they are out there. Usually a Gamma is an Alpha Male that “grew up” and toned down the antics slightly and started being socially conscious and more of a team player.
What you've just described is a Cuck
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Change the word "alpha" to "complete bell-end" and you might be in business.
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(Original post by AccessToUni25)
What you've just described is a Cuck
A cuck is somebody who let's his wife sleep with another man for a fetish
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Sounds like something a wasteman would do.
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Instructions not clear, **** got stuck in ceiling fan.
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U aware bruh
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(Original post by WoodyMKC)
Change the word "alpha" to "sex offender" and you might be in business.
:holmes: *
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bombard yourself with neutrons and end up with only two protons and two neutrons....

Physics joke ho!
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Excellent post, Woody, you are truly a genius.
Thanks and PRSOM :rolleyes:
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(Original post by Toasticide)
bombard yourself with neutrons and end up with only two protons and two neutrons....

Physics joke ho!
good one :five: *

perhaps it will provoke a reaction...
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(Original post by UWS)
Instructions not clear, **** got stuck in ceiling fan.
You have a lil willy sheep Lord Samosa
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Like fish in a barrel top kek
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RDKGames
=))))))))))))))))))have a look at this
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(Original post by Rhaenys10)
RDKGames
=))))))))))))))))))have a look at this
As a first-class \alpha male I can confirm that this list is BS.

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(Original post by RDKGames)
As a first-class \alpha male I can confirm that this list is BS.

whoa u don't say=)))
what r ur secrets then
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(Original post by Rhaenys10)
whoa u don't say=)))
what r ur secrets then
That's classified. If I reveal too much I'm afraid my pull game can be compromised.
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I'd just consume some Radon if I were you
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