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    He is clearly an upgrade, and just way cooler.

    Don't you agree?
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    I disagree, I've made the conversion to worshiping Lord Cthulhu already.
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    Godzilla is in no way benign. She just pops up out of the sea and trashes cities in the process of fighting other monsters.
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    Worship Kek instead.

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    (Original post by Spratty)
    He is clearly an upgrade, and just way cooler.

    Don't you agree?
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    (Original post by Trinculo)
    Godzilla is in no way benign.
    The comparison is with the Abrahamic god, which destroyed all men except for one selected family in the great flood, has a record of destroying whole cities, and of enticing its followers into sacrificing their children to him.

    And you complain that Godzilla is not benign?
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    Godzilla's awesome.
    Unless you're Japanese.
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    (Original post by Trinculo)
    Godzilla is in no way benign. She just pops up out of the sea and trashes cities in the process of fighting other monsters.
    Benign gods are boring, they're so full of themselves with all this "goodwill to mankind" ****. Religion has been stagnating for centuries with it's pretentious "holier than thou" attitude, and it's just soooo 5AD. Dull as dishwater on a cold Monday morning.

    Now Godzilla... that's how you keep people on their toes! Nothing brings people together like city-wide destruction at the hands of a giant sea monster.

    So what if it's not benign? When was the last time you didn't get bored by any religious based film other than Life Of Brian? Money from film rights alone could make it one of the richest religions in the world, and the best part is, you don't need to wage war on any country full of people with brown skin in order to boost the coffers!

    Benign = boring. Bring back Ares, that guy knew how to throw a party massacre
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    (Original post by Drunk Punx)
    Benign gods are boring, they're so full of themselves with all this "goodwill to mankind" ****. Religion has been stagnating for centuries with it's pretentious "holier than thou" attitude, and it's just soooo 5AD. Dull as dishwater on a cold Monday morning.

    Now Godzilla... that's how you keep people on their toes! Nothing brings people together like city-wide destruction at the hands of a giant sea monster.

    So what if it's not benign? When was the last time you didn't get bored by any religious based film other than Life Of Brian? Money from film rights alone could make it one of the richest religions in the world, and the best part is, you don't need to wage war on any country full of people with brown skin in order to boost the coffers!

    Benign = boring. Bring back Ares, that guy knew how to throw a party massacre
    Ares is an absolute maniac. The god can start an argument in an empty room. Godzilla, yes. Ares, big time no no
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    (Original post by Mvine001)
    Ares is an absolute maniac. The god can start an argument in an empty room. Godzilla, yes. Ares, big time no no
    Mmm, good point. Ok, so we won't invite Ares. He'll probably just try to ride Godzilla and make everything a million times worse anyway.
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    (Original post by Drunk Punx)
    Mmm, good point. Ok, so we won't invite Ares. He'll probably just try to ride Godzilla and make everything a million times worse anyway.
    It doesn't help that Ares is the Greek God of War. Godzilla wouldn't stand a chance.
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    (Original post by Trinculo)
    Godzilla is in no way benign. She just pops up out of the sea and trashes cities in the process of fighting other monsters.
    Have you read revelations?
 
 
 
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