I've lost weight and now I have no ass

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    What do I do? I'm so flat that my mom laughs at me
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    What do I do? I'm so flat that my mom laughs at me
    Well she shouldn't be laughing at your body, so it might be worth having a word with her about that. If you want to make it bigger though, the gym is a really good place to start. Use the weights and whatever other equipment they have to build up some more muscle and you should see some change

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    What do I do? I'm so flat that my mom laughs at me
    Look up glute exercises. Squats, heel kickbacks etc
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    Barbell squats to build your glutes. Have a read of the FAQ under the fitness forum and read up on some programs and stuff there.
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    If you assk me I'd say you didn't have one to begin with
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    I lost my ass and now I have no weight.
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    can you take a picture of your ass now and find another of when it was not flat, so that we could compare those pictures
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    Buy one from alibaba
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    (Original post by KnowledgeIsBest)
    can you take a picture of your ass now and find another of when it was not flat, so that we could compare those pictures
    are you that thirsty?
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    are you that thirsty?
    yes, of course. I would always ask someone for a picture of their ass, if a conversation about ass comes up.
 
 
 
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