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    I feel like my time is up and it's impossible for me to get a Girl Friend that will stay past the 1st Date.

    Oh thy sweet love upon your skin, why do you tempt me in?

    For is it I to take a bite of your deceiving looks?

    Come forth from the heavens whom ever be my 16th and strike me with a vigour look which is beyond my comprehension and teach me your complex ways for all I want is a date that will stick beside me and not wander off alone in to the ghastly shadows beyond. For what is it I have to do to gain a successful date?

    Oh sweet #16 please come see me within my stronghold of which is a disused bunker beside some country field of which my father pays great virtue to for I can now disembowel that Grade D in English Literature and send it packing in to the eyes of the elite ahead of this tragic path.

    For now is the time I need #16 and fresh content to make success for all life's sin's be exiled from within me and the holy father shall replenish my soul with love and hope for that is all I need in this age of digital devices which soak deep horrors within.

    So are you there #16?
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    Now how do I deal with a 16th?
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    (Original post by 2016_GCSE)
    Now how do I deal with a 16th?
    By the way you said you had 5 girlfriends before, yet you've said you've not had a girlfriend that stayed beyond the first date :holmes:

    So either you're just labelling every girl you see as your girlfriend and they're trying to escape from you or you're lying :mmm:
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    (Original post by 2016_GCSE)

    Oh thy sweet love upon your skin, why do you tempt me in?

    For is it I to take a bite of your deceiving looks?

    Come forth from the heavens whom ever be my 16th and strike me with a vigour look
    It's a mystery why you can't get a real girlfriend.
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    (Original post by UWS)
    By the way you said you had 5 girlfriends before, yet you've said you've not had a girlfriend that stayed beyond the first date :holmes:

    So either you're just labelling every girl you see as your girlfriend and they're trying to escape from you or you're lying :mmm:
    They just don't stay. They like to leave. None of them say why.
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    (Original post by stopbeingacuחt)
    It's a mystery why you can't get a real girlfriend.
    I don't know why.
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    (Original post by UWS)
    or you're lying :mmm:
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    why are you objectifying women as numbers?
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    (Original post by 2016_GCSE)
    I feel like my time is up and it's impossible for me to get a Girl Friend that will stay past the 1st Date.

    Oh thy sweet love upon your skin, why do you tempt me in?

    For is it I to take a bite of your deceiving looks?

    Come forth from the heavens whom ever be my 16th and strike me with a vigour look which is beyond my comprehension and teach me your complex ways for all I want is a date that will stick beside me and not wander off alone in to the ghastly shadows beyond. For what is it I have to do to gain a successful date?

    Oh sweet #16 please come see me within my stronghold of which is a disused bunker beside some country field of which my father pays great virtue to for I can now disembowel that Grade D in English Literature and send it packing in to the eyes of the elite ahead of this tragic path.

    For now is the time I need #16 and fresh content to make success for all life's sin's be exiled from within me and the holy father shall replenish my soul with love and hope for that is all I need in this age of digital devices which soak deep horrors within.

    So are you there #16?
    Maybe it's because "you haven't gone outside in 10 years"?
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    (Original post by ihatePE)
    why are you objectifying women as numbers?
    Because I don't know who #16 will be. And I don't want #15 to find this post.
 
 
 
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