One day, I go to see a dog I like seeing and find that she's had puppies.
Me: "Puppies! Awwwwww!"
I then bend down to pick up and hug one of her puppies.
Me: "OK, OK" and backs off nervously.
When the last puppy is taken away to a good home, the mother dog sits there with a pitiful look in her eyes, watching the last puppy leave her.
She must be thinking "They grow up so fast........ "
When will you get your offer?