I dreamt I had sex with a lion???

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    Okay so it all started with me in a forest type place (even though Lion's do not resign there) and he talked and we just started getting really close over a couple of days and then we had sex but he lasted like 10 seconds. Then I had to go to school and I THINK the lion turned into a human because he dropped me all the way there and we were just making out the entire time and then I got to the station and he didn't want to leave me. Suddenly this evil witch put me in a hole and filled me up with pasta shells and rocks and then he saved me. Then he dropped me at school and we would see each other in the evening when we both finished school/work.

    I don't know what this means but now I have a weird craving to make out with a human with mane type hair.

    What does this dream mean???
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    TheonlyMrsHolmes I blame you for making me watch those videos of Lions having sex
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    A devil has entered your home

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    WTF
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    Lion porn videos :lolwut: crikey it isn't TSR post midnight just yet.
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    Hey I have mane type hair
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    Its too early for this

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    hello I require assistance
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    Orson Scott Card wrote a really weird short story once where Aslan and the White Witch lure the kids into Narnia, then eat them all and have sex.
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    Why you lion?
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Why you lion?
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    Youve been on the wacky backy whilst watching the Lion King?

    Was it this chap?

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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    Okay so it all started with me in a forest type place (even though Lion's do not resign there) and he talked and we just started getting really close over a couple of days and then we had sex but he lasted like 10 seconds. Then I had to go to school and I THINK the lion turned into a human because he dropped me all the way there and we were just making out the entire time and then I got to the station and he didn't want to leave me. Suddenly this evil witch put me in a hole and filled me up with pasta shells and rocks and then he saved me. Then he dropped me at school and we would see each other in the evening when we both finished school/work.

    I don't know what this means but now I have a weird craving to make out with a human with mane type hair.

    What does this dream mean???
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    TheonlyMrsHolmes I blame you for making me watch those videos of Lions having sex
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
    Okay so it all started with me in a forest type place (even though Lion's do not resign there) and he talked and we just started getting really close over a couple of days and then we had sex but he lasted like 10 seconds. Then I had to go to school and I THINK the lion turned into a human because he dropped me all the way there and we were just making out the entire time and then I got to the station and he didn't want to leave me. Suddenly this evil witch put me in a hole and filled me up with pasta shells and rocks and then he saved me. Then he dropped me at school and we would see each other in the evening when we both finished school/work.

    I don't know what this means but now I have a weird craving to make out with a human with mane type hair.

    What does this dream mean???
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    TheonlyMrsHolmes I blame you for making me watch those videos of Lions having sex
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    (Original post by bluemadhatter)
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    theonlymrsholmes i blame you for making me watch those videos of lions having sex
    why share this with the world?!
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    (Original post by MrsSheldonCooper)
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    WTF

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    Lion porn videos :lolwut: crikey it isn't TSR post midnight just yet.
    It wasn't porn, IT WAS AN EDUCATIONAL VIDEO ON YOUTUBE OKAY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    why share this with the world?!
    No matter how much time you spend on here, TSR is not the world okay? :hugs:
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    (Original post by theonlymrsholmes)
    why share this with the world?!
    t o p k e k w o w s e r s
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    Btw bluemadhatter you're so lucky your dreams are so creative, I dreamt my lump was cancerous for like the 7th time.
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    It wasn't porn, IT WAS AN EDUCATIONAL VIDEO ON YOUTUBE OKAY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Send a link please.
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    (Original post by ForestShadow)
    I havent had sex in so so so long maybe this dream was a reflection of my sexual frustration
 
 
 
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