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    I have to get my 5 a day.

    Sometimes I do 1 and then a minute later I am working on my 2nd.

    How do I stop myself. It just seems to be getting worse and more frequent for me with irresistible urges.
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    Try this

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    Eat food...
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    (Original post by Boss_Rhythm)
    Eat food...
    I eat a load of it and still get urged.

    (Original post by UWS)
    Try this

    That will put me more at mind of doing some more.
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    (Original post by 2016_GCSE)
    I have to get my 5 a day.

    Sometimes I do 1 and then a minute later I am working on my 2nd.

    How do I stop myself. It just seems to be getting worse and more frequent for me with irresistible urges.
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    (Original post by 2016_GCSE)
    I eat a load of it and still get urged.

    Well, I smoke food. How do you eat it?

    Do you just eat it as though its spinach or something?
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    Tinder
    So what's Tinder then?
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    cut your penis off
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    ...well 5 a day is only effective when eaten. make sure to consume the cucumber, not stroke it.
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    Get the handus out of your pantus
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    Get laid
 
 
 
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