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My sore phallus.

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    Oh how you itch and how you grow it makes me really flourish in to a boisterous mood to break a sin to which i receive the pure juice of love for which I crave and which thou hate.

    Oh lord how you share great respect to die for my sin. For why do I live for thou, my leader in the clouds to turn down my phallus and displease my joy? A good cumming is what I desire to keep me well and keep my phallus strong. the sins are dispelling to my soul and reflect weakness upon your will.

    Oh, how I savour the moment of orgasmic reach for it is better than life itself. Sweet lord above can you deliver graceful respect and replenish my soul for the continuous sin I submit upon you?
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    I sure hope this was enough to restore me to a sin free life.
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    Lol, stop trolling, you ugly creatures.
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    That was beautiful
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    (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
    Lol, stop trolling, you ugly creatures.
    No ugly creatures shall disembowel this beloved post as it replenishes neutrality between the living world and the spirit world.
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    Quality thread
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    (Original post by M14B)
    Quality thread
    Quality is very good.
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    All I can say is Amen. As Alfred Kinsey a sexologist once said, 96% of men masturbate regularly the other 4% are liars.
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    (Original post by Martian872)
    All I can say is Amen. As Alfred Kinsey a sexologist once said, 96% of men masturbate regularly the other 4% are liars.
    Amen.
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    (Original post by 2016_GCSE)
    No ugly creatures shall disembowel this beloved post as it replenishes neutrality between the living world and the spirit world.
    Wtf??? I think the GCSE exams have tipped you over the edge.

    Plus, it's likely this thread will be deleted soon anyway.
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    Sorry about this.

    I pray upon thee god to replenish thou gentle soul and deliver strength and power to sign you back in for you deserve full replenishment and immunity from sin.

    Amen.
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    A little peek at what the mod interface looks like
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    (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
    Wtf??? I think the GCSE exams have tipped you over the edge.

    Plus, it's likely this thread will be deleted soon anyway.
    I hope not, it's not exactly offending anyone, it's just a mans love of his phallus. I personally don't want to live in a world without love, even if it is self love.
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    That was so deep.
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    (Original post by Martian872)
    I hope not, it's not exactly offending anyone, it's just a mans love of his phallus. I personally don't want to live in a world without love, even if it is self love.
    It's weird lol. :rofl:
 
 
 
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