I ****ing hate spiders

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    **** spiders i ****ing hate ****ing spiders ****ing stupid ****ing ouece of **** spider **** off!!! There was a massive one downstairs and now theres an even bigger one upstairs!! I go to get something to kill it with and the ****ing pussy ***** ****ing ran away!! ****ing pussy ***** get the **** out of ny ****ing house!! How the **** am i supposed to go to sleep now???!!!
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    I eat them.
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    back in the Jurassic periods, spiders were massive, much bigger than a normal house spider.
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    So tired but can't ****ing sleep because I'm too scared to turn the light off. When I'm rich in gonna buy a whole nest of spiders and ****ing burn it alive
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    Spiders are alright, man, until they bite you :erm:
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    What's worst, spiders or bees?
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    (Original post by Scott.)
    I eat them.
    Please tell me you are not being sarcastic.
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    I hate spiders when they come when you least expect them. Other than that, they're alright.
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    (Original post by sararodrigues)
    What's worst, spiders or bees?
    Nothing wrong with bees really :bee2:

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    Excepting killer bees, obvs:mute:
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    (Original post by sararodrigues)
    What's worst, spiders or bees?
    You can easily catch a spider and kill it or let it out. You cannot easily catch a bee and kill it although you could open the window wide and leave the room until it flies out.

    Although I think I would be way more scared of a bee in my room than a spider (which I've had in my room a couple of times and dealt with it fine). Maybe I just need to be exposed to more bees to conquer my fear because I know already that they wont sting me unless they feel threatened.

    WASPS on the other hand ARE THE DEVILS SPAWN
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    I'm scared of spiders, the way they walk and stuff is creepy and I just don't wanna be near them. However, I won't hurt them, I'll just cowardly hide in a corner and transfer into another corner if it crawls towards me.

    I've had the same thing with bees but I've been getting better with them.
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    Loool why? they are actually pretty fun to play with
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    It sounds like you hate spiders.
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    (Original post by sararodrigues)
    Please tell me you are not being sarcastic.
    I do actually eat them. House spiders are my favourite. They don't bite when you pick them up, and they die when you chew them.
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    Does that mean you hate Spiderman?
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    How unfortunate

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    (Original post by Willy Pete)
    How unfortunate

    Nice!
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    (Original post by Scott.)
    I do actually eat them. House spiders are my favourite. They don't bite when you pick them up, and they die when you chew them.
    yum yum in my tum
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    I can just about tolerate them, they get rid of flies.
 
 
 
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