Worst lie you've ever told or been told...

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    Tbh I kinda stole this from the "discover" thing on snapchat from buzzfeed, so credit goes to them
    But just wanted to ask you TSRians..
    What was the worst lie you've ever told or have been told?
    I'll start with myself;
    when I was in year 5, we had a form teacher who the whole class loved, but left and we had a new teacher, (we'll call him Mr M) who most of the class hated
    Back to the point, we had PE, and me and a girl (let's call her E) were sitting out. We started talking (or maybe gossiping) about Mr M, and then she told me that Mr M had killed a girl
    I was shocked to say the least
    so I asked E, how?
    so she said, he was in a market, he had "explosive diarrhea and leaked, the girl walkking behind him slipped and died. He went to prison, but he broke out and he came to school to teach us
    the sad thing is..
    I believed her, I told my parents but to make them believe me, I said that I overheard two teachers talking about our teacher killing a girl and breaking out of jail
    and parents laughed it off, a few years later I realised how naive i was was (and maybe still am)
    What about you guys?
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    That my theory that gravity is made of particles was wrong. I was 7. The teacher said: No, gravity is a force, not a particle. Ha, the graviton is real, *****!

    (Although I called it the 'gravity electron' Same thing: Gravity Electron.)
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    (Original post by Kyx)
    That my theory that gravity is made of particles was wrong. I was 7. The teacher said: No, gravity is a force, not a particle. Ha, the graviton is real, *****!

    (Although I called it the 'gravity electron' Same thing: Gravity Electron.)
    Hate to burst your bubble, but the graviton is only hypothesised to exist.
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    (Original post by oShahpo)
    Hate to burst your bubble, but the graviton is only hypothesised to exist.
    Gravitational waves, dude? Wave-particle duality? Mate, it's confirmed!
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    That I could get everything with hard work lol
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    I'm going to leave TSR !
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    That life would be easier after I left secondary school; what a load of rubbish that was
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    #dankmeme

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    When I had a love bite I told my parents that my best friend threw a stick at my neck and thats why it was like that :facepalm:
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    This is the best lie I ever told.

    I had this toxic boss, an absolutely awful man who was casually cruel and the rudest [email protected] you could imagine. We did a reporting project together and he enraged our interviewees by ignoring his professional obligation to follow up with them. One of them wrote me about how angry he was and I wrote back: "forget about him, he is nothing but a bitter, arrogant man at the end of his career". They disseminated this within their organization, without attaching my name (as I requested).

    A week later, he burst into my office, seething with rage and said, "did you write this?" I looked him straight in the eyes and said, "no". I saw his face flush red and he stalked away. It was such a sweet revenge for a year of abuse.
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    "I love you"
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    (Original post by alcibiade)
    This is the best lie I ever told.

    I had this toxic boss, an absolutely awful man who was casually cruel and the rudest [email protected] you could imagine. We did a reporting project together and he enraged our interviewees by ignoring his professional obligation to follow up with them. One of them wrote me about how angry he was and I wrote back: "forget about him, he is nothing but a bitter, arrogant man at the end of his career". They disseminated this within their organization, without attaching my name (as I requested).

    A week later, he burst into my office, seething with rage and said, "did you write this?" I looked him straight in the eyes and said, "no". I saw his face flush red and he stalked away. It was such a sweet revenge for a year of abuse.
    wow you actually had guts xDD
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    "I'm pregnant and it's your baby"
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    (Original post by sleepysnooze)
    "I'm pregnant and it's your baby"
    daaaamn savage xD
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    (Original post by animeamanda1412)
    daaaamn savage xD
    you should have seen how awkward it was when the baby came out black...now I feel like dale gribble
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    (Original post by sleepysnooze)
    you should have seen how awkward it was when the baby came out black...now I feel like dale gribble
 
 
 
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