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    "Police have issued an appeal for information about why a chicken was seen crossing the road in Dundee."

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...ntral-37584873

    Was it on its way to the chicken & chips shop?



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    (Original post by UWS)
    "Police have issued an appeal for information about why a chicken was seen crossing the road in Dundee."

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...ntral-37584873

    Was it on its way to the chicken & chips shop?



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    *Gordon Ramsay voice*

    Because you didn't cook it well enough, you bloody idiot
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    (Original post by UWS)
    "Police have issued an appeal for information about why a chicken was seen crossing the road in Dundee."

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...ntral-37584873

    Was it on its way to the chicken & chips shop?



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    Must be a slow police day in Dundee; the more important question here is what will it go best with for dinner?
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    (Original post by UWS)
    "Police have issued an appeal for information about why a chicken was seen crossing the road in Dundee."

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...ntral-37584873

    Was it on its way to the chicken & chips shop?



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    nice cock *
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    (Original post by the bear)
    nice cock *
    Don't choke the chicken
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    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were chickens the other side who didn't know about his UKCAT and A level scores
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    Urgh, these jokes are fowl...
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    (Original post by FightToWin)
    Urgh, these jokes are fowl...
    That was eggcellent.
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    You guys with your jokes are clucking mad.
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    (Original post by UWS)
    That was eggcellent.
    Thank you.

    I saw the chance to make that joke had been LAID out for me and I took it.
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    this thread is tragic
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    Dunno, brah.
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    Because he saw me on the other side and decided I would be alright to hang out with.
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    To get hit by my car (Civic, a car you can trust) and go to Allahu Snackbar paradise.
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    To go to KFC
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    to get to the other side but the kfc staff caught him and the chicken escaped...
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    He never did cross the road. It was all a big yolk.
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    Has anyone tried asking the chicken?
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    (Original post by UWS)
    "Police have issued an appeal for information about why a chicken was seen crossing the road in Dundee."

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotlan...ntral-37584873

    Was it on its way to the chicken & chips shop?



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    Because they were determined to achieve higher that their predicted grades.
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    (Original post by Reality Check)
    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were chickens the other side who didn't know about his UKCAT and A level scores
    Change your avatar, this is TSR, not 4chan.
 
 
 
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