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Sometimes when I get in the shower I like to pretend I am a fish.

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    I'm going to bed.
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    Night
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    That's okay. I pretend I'm a fish everyday.
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    Carp diem.
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    This is just weird.
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    What an amateur, I pretend that I'm a mudskipper.
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    Sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to strip naked, paint myself black, retract my limbs and head and roll around like the big evil robot from The Incredibles.
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    i like to coat myself in vaseline and mayonnaise and pretend i am a dying slug
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    Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its warmth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Carp diem.
    Oh my cod, this was great!
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    (Original post by the bear)
    i like to coat myself in vaseline and mayonnaise and pretend i am a dying slug
    :toofunny:

    That's after I throw salt on them
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    Wouldn't a bath work better?
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    (Original post by HannaMarin)
    Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its warmth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?
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    (Original post by HannaMarin)
    Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its warmth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?
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    (Original post by HannaMarin)
    Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its warmth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?
    You forgot to ask "What does this mean?"
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Carp diem.
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    (Original post by Plagioclase)
    What an amateur, I pretend that I'm a mudskipper.
    Pathetic. Why not be a blobfish like me?

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    (Original post by Edminzodo)
    Pathetic. Why not be a blobfish like me?

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    Sometimes when I'm feeling particularly inspired I pay homage to hydrothermal vent giant tube worms.
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    I pretend to be salmon.

    I already have a bit of a...pinkish tint to me. Particularly after a cold shower.
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    (Original post by Plagioclase)
    Sometimes when I'm feeling particularly inspired I pay homage to hydrothermal vent giant tube worms.
    Impressive . . . Fine, you got me!

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