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Witty birthday pick up lines

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    You guys are the experts UWS AlexFam RobML
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    "Today celebrates the day I came out my mother's vagina, so it's only fitting that I now come in yours"
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    "I don't have any birthday candles but I have something else for you to blow"
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    I feel honoured to be tagged in this.

    IDK, I had sex on my last birthday and always went out with my family. There's plenty of other times, though.
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    Slide up to her and say "Since it's my birthday and I know you like me lots, can I have your number as a present?" if you know her fairly well. Either that or "I'm a giver, so for my birthday I'll give you the gift of my number" and wait for her to call you. I'm not really good at birthday lines.
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    No chill UWS RobML
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    This thread is gold omfg

    Nirvana1989-1994 where u at
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    Guys, he's trying to get her number, not trying to strike out
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    Remember that song... "It's ma birthday, it's ma birthday..."
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    (Original post by AlexFam)
    Guys, he's trying to get her number, not trying to strike out
    Casual convo and then asking "can I get your number" when the time is right, is all, then
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    (Original post by RobML)
    "Today celebrates the day I came out my mother's vagina, so it's only fitting that I now come in yours"
    Solid advice from Sigmund Freud over here.
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    don't involve your mother :rofl:
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    If it's not your birthday quite yet, this is how I'd go about it.

    Tell the girl(s) you're having a party and that you're wanting to invite them. Tell them that although you almost have it all sorted out the date isn't quite set in stone yet. Ask them to add you or for you to add them so you can text them when you have a set date and time and if any changes come up.
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    I see that you've got a new number for your age. How about you give me a new number for my contact list?




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    I don't even.. :ashamed:
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    This thread is gold omfg

    Nirvana1989-1994 where u at
    Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday to *insert name here*, happy birthday to me....
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    Happy birthday!
 
 
 
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