Got in a fight with my girlfriends family

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    So I was over at my *****e.s house having dinner with her parents and I could sense her dad didn't like me. He kept making snide comments about my job occupation as a pimp but I let it slide as I wanted to keep as strong as relationship as possible.
    Anyway I went of to the toilet to do a poo and as I went to wipe I realised there was no toilet roll- rather tricky situation to be in.
    As a returned to the table her dad continued his crap and was commenting about how rude it was that I left the table. At this point I had enough and said ' what kind of household has no toilet roll'. Her dad then angrily shouts' I CANT EAT IN HERE IT STINKS OF ****.'
    I then proceeded to move my hand across the table to slap him but I missed and fell of my chair.
    I then get back up on my chair and calmly said to her dad' Your daughter is a smelly who**'.
    At this point everyone around the table started shouting at me so I got up and left.


    What did I do wrong?
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    What the f*ck is wrong with you. you try to slap him, the funny thing is that you missed. so you went back down with a dirty bum and say what kind of house has no toilet roll. everything. you did everything wrong.
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    Please tell me this didn't actually happen haha.
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    Got 2 lines into this until I realised that its all horseshit lmao
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    Who's the thug now
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    (Original post by UWS)
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    If I could rep this, I would. :rofl:
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    Wasnt this exact troill posted a few weeks ago?
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    (Original post by UWS)
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    I'm a simple man, I see "things", I upvote.
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    (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
    If I could rep this, I would. :rofl:
    Specialandy is tintox mate...
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    Specialandy is tintox mate...
    Oh shhhhhiiiiittttt :rofl:
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    (Original post by Nirvana1989-1994)
    Oh shhhhhiiiiittttt :rofl:
    He told me to tell my chavy friends to go to bed lmao
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    To be fair, I would have done the exact same thing as you did...

    All jokes aside tho, wasn't it a bit hypocritical to call your girlfriend smelly when you're the one who didn't wipe?
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    how many sonic booms did you use? hadukens?
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    He told me to tell my chavy friends to go to bed lmao
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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    Idc if this is real or not.

    That plot made me laugh quite a damn bit. Like that dinner couldn't be more stupid if you tried hahahahahaha
 
 
 
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