How the hell do I write a love poem?

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    The love poems I've read are some of the cringiest things I've ever seen, but, there's a this girl who I've been talking to and guess what? She loves poems. So, for her birthday I've been thinking of writing her one, but I need some advice because I've never written one before and honestly some of the ideas I've been thinking of make me cringe.
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    (Original post by AxSirlotl)
    The love poems I've read are some of the cringiest things I've ever seen, but, there's a this girl who I've been talking to and guess what? She loves poems. So, for her birthday I've been thinking of writing her one, but I need some advice because I've never written one before and honestly some of the ideas I've been thinking of make me cringe.
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I'll give you this D,
    It's perfect for you.

    Then attach a pic of your penis.
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Guess what, my bed has room for two

    OR

    Row row row your boat gently down the stream,
    Merrily merrily merrily merrily
    I can make you scream
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    (Original post by UWS)
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I'll give you this D,
    It's perfect for you.

    Then attach a pic of your penis.
    One of my friends suggested sending a dick pic, but y'know she probably wouldn't like that xD
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    My heart keeps me living
    My heart is you.

    Even when the roses are dead
    And the violets aren't blue
    You'll still be my life
    Because that's what you do.


    How can you not write a poem? C'mon don, think about it.

    I legit just thought of the above and hope that it's never been done before.
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    A love poem needs to come from the heart. Maybe you could look at love songs by artists you like instead of actual poems. It might give you a bit of inspiration.If the thought of a love poem is really making you cringe, you could try adding a bit of humor to it. Someone wrote me a funny poem last year, when I left work, and I still have it now. Another tip if you want to try it is to make it specific to you and her, instead of just a generic love poem that could be written for any girl. I don't if this helped but I hope you manage to write an awesome poem
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    (Original post by cuddle_me_in)
    A love poem needs to come from the heart. Maybe you could look at love songs by artists you like instead of actual poems. It might give you a bit of inspiration.If the thought of a love poem is really making you cringe, you could try adding a bit of humor to it. Someone wrote me a funny poem last year, when I left work, and I still have it now. Another tip if you want to try it is to make it specific to you and her, instead of just a generic love poem that could be written for any girl. I don't if this helped but I hope you manage to write an awesome poem
    Yeah I'm more funny and/or goofy (if that makes sense) than stereotypically romantic (roses, candles and all of that jazz). Yeah, I do need to make it personal because that's what will make her like it, otherwise it's not special. Thanks.
 
 
 
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