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    (Original post by Damask Ellion)
    With the most annoying woman ever in work she won't stop singing and correcting my grammar!!!

    How do i kill her!!!?
    Buy guns and ammo and hire a mercenary.

    I prefer to bloody my own hands, it's more visceral but you know if your running behind schedule, it never hurts to have back up.
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    Freeze a banana, sharpen it to a fine blade, and then the evidence is edible. Aah, banana warfare.
    Start using split infinitives (quickly eating sort of thing), sayings things like "off of" (off of the CD, off of the bus), things like "burglarize" and put prepositions at the end of sentences (Where my hat is at?). And then, if she corrects you on anything language related, tell her it's simply part of your idiolect and explain to her that she's a prescriptivist (it's a long word, it's used to describe people who want to set out rules for languages. Sounds smart). All these things should get right up her nose. And thus the punishment fits the crime...
 
 
 
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