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    Forumites Against Relationship Threads

    OK. There has already been quite a bit of interest in this area, so if you are tired of reading about other people's relationship problems, bored to be asked for advice which you can't be bothered/don't know what to give, and just generally annoyed that threads on relationship advice are filling up the forum, become a member today! Being a member of F.A.R.T shows you are an activist against this form of nuisance spam . Yay
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    Yay I shall join, but first I have a relationship problem and would like your help
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    Forumites Against Relationship Threads

    OK. There has already been quite a bit of interest in this area, so if you are tired of reading about other people's relationship problems, bored to be asked for advice which you can't be bothered/don't know what to give, and just generally annoyed that threads on relationship advice are filling up the forum, become a member today! Being a member of F.A.R.T shows you are an activist against this form of nuisance spam . Yay
    me me me me......can we form an vigilante group tho instead of a society, so we'd be the FART Vigilantes who go around with pitchforks flaming relationship threads??? can we please pretty please????
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    (Original post by Whats_The_411?)
    I have a relationship problem and would like your help
    Here at F.A.R.T we are all ears
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    Yay I shall join, but first I have a relationship problem and would like your help

    Thanx for adding me to ur signiture, what you did yesterday I will forgive ya.
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    Thanx for adding me to ur signiture, what you did yesterday I will forgive ya.

    Great. Thanks. The sig is always growing and am always on the look out for new members to add
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    (Original post by Cossack)
    me me me me......can we form an vigilante group tho instead of a society, so we'd be the FART Vigilantes who go around with pitchforks flaming relationship threads??? can we please pretty please????
    Yes!
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    Here at F.A.R.T we are all ears
    Thanks thats good to hear. Well basically my problem is that I am in love with someone but that someone is more in love with some z list bloke than me. What do I do? :rolleyes: .
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    I will join if I can become a vigliant as it sounds very appealing to me for some reason.

    I promise to take my relationship troubles to other forumities where other people give a ****....oh no wait. I dont have relationship problems....I'm perfect
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    Thanks thats good to hear. Well basically my problem is that I am in love with someone but that someone is more in love with some z list bloke than me. What do I do? :rolleyes: .
    I think you should make a new thread and post your troubles on this forum, then demand for advice
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    I think you should make a new thread and post your troubles on this forum, then demand for advice
    does that mean we can attack him with pitchforks?
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    does that mean we can attack him with pitchforks?
    :eek:
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    (Original post by Whats_The_411?)
    Thanks thats good to hear. Well basically my problem is that I am in love with someone but that someone is more in love with some z list bloke than me. What do I do? :rolleyes: .
    Well,

    1. tell people on an internet site that have absolutely no clue about the people involved or what is really happening,

    2. take their advice as being the best way forward,

    3. you're probably quite annoyed at your parents at the moment, so have a rant about them - its always nice to get these things out of your system,

    4. Consider suicide and ask for opinions on an internet forum, perhaps try the acdemic forum for tips from other suicidals on the best formats for a suicide note.

    5. Become angry when cynical forumites suggest you should '**** off and die', your only response to this should be, 'if you arent interested in this thread why bother responding to it?"

    6. Create a new UKL identity

    7. Pose another equally interesting relationship conundrum, this time consider the possibility of creating several alter egos to suggest more pleasant solutions to your problems.

    8. Have a little cry, then surf the internet for pornography

    9. Return to forum and pose a question on your maths coursework

    10. Realise that the boy you fancied has recently been extradighted to Zimbabwe on suspicion of sex crimes thus ending the relationship prematurely, this may or may not be worthy of a mention on the Forum
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    (Original post by Cossack)
    Well,

    5. Become angry when cynical forumites suggest you should '**** off and die',
    aw I like how I get a mention. Its a nice personal touch. Actually those exact words happened not to long ago
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    (Original post by Cossack)
    Well,

    1. tell people on an internet site that have absolutely no clue about the people involved or what is really happening,

    2. take their advice as being the best way forward,

    3. you're probably quite annoyed at your parents at the moment, so have a rant about them - its always nice to get these things out of your system,

    4. Consider suicide and ask for opinions on an internet forum, perhaps try the acdemic forum for tips from other suicidals on the best formats for a suicide note.

    5. Become angry when cynical forumites suggest you should '**** off and die', your only response to this should be, 'if you arent interested in this thread why bother responding to it?"

    6. Create a new UKL identity

    7. Pose another equally interesting relationship conundrum, this time consider the possibility of creating several alter egos to suggest more pleasant solutions to your problems.

    8. Have a little cry, then surf the internet for pornography

    9. Return to forum and pose a question on your maths coursework

    10. Realise that the boy you fancied has recently been extradighted to Zimbabwe on suspicion of sex crimes thus ending the relationship prematurely, this may or may not be worthy of a mention on the Forum

    Thanks but it sorted now
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    Thanks but it sorted now
    oh...i didnt realise that problems got sorted i presumed you're just meant to make up a new one....
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    Forumites Against Relationship Threads

    OK. There has already been quite a bit of interest in this area, so if you are tired of reading about other people's relationship problems, bored to be asked for advice which you can't be bothered/don't know what to give, and just generally annoyed that threads on relationship advice are filling up the forum, become a member today! Being a member of F.A.R.T shows you are an activist against this form of nuisance spam . Yay
    At first glance, you seem good.
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    everyone knows problems get solved with more problems
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    (Original post by Cossack)
    oh...i didnt realise that problems got sorted i presumed you're just meant to make up a new one....
    Thats correct. This is why I have decided to leave the member
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    Thats correct. This is why I have decided to leave the member
    since when did this become a discussion about your flaccid member
 
 
 
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