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That's it from tomorrow I am going to stop masturbating forever.

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Original post by bluemadhatter
Whilst me on the other hand have masturbated about 3 times today :getmecoat:
Haha nice pun :biggrin:

And really? like 3 times???!
Original post by hamza772000
Haha nice pun :biggrin:

And really? like 3 times???!


I've been on my laptop a long time today
Original post by bluemadhatter
I've been on my laptop a long time today
and your mind has been swaying in different directions, I see :colone: :P
Original post by bluemadhatter
Whilst me on the other hand have masturbated about 3 times today :getmecoat:


Original post by hamza772000
He's probably doing it now XD


Ugh.
Original post by 0to100
Ugh.
How lovely, right? :colondollar:
Original post by hamza772000
and your mind has been swaying in different directions, I see :colone: :P


Its just been a constant cycle of TV series, Porn and Music Videos on Youtube
Original post by hamza772000
How lovely, right? :colondollar:


The images I'm getting,I I'll have nightmares for years...
Original post by bluemadhatter
Its just been a constant cycle of TV series, Porn and Music Videos on Youtube
Oh, right, well didn't you have to get out of bed to change? :P
Original post by 0to100
The images I'm getting,I I'll have nightmares for years...
YOu're getting images of the OP masturbating? :lolwut: that went 0to100 real quick :colondollar: get it? ur username XD
What exactly will you benefit from not masturbating? Its a normal process and completely healthy to so.
Original post by hamza772000
YOu're getting images of the OP masturbating? :lolwut: that went 0to100 real quick :colondollar: get it? ur username XD


Cos I've seen his face mate

Yea totally get it. Your prize is a lifetime supply of stale digestives.
Original post by hamza772000
Oh, right, well didn't you have to get out of bed to change? :P


nop didnt even shower today >.<
So that means tonight you doing it
Original post by 0to100
Cos I've seen his face mate

Yea totally get it. Your prize is a lifetime supply of stale digestives.
Oh, damn haha :P

Yay :biggrin: Thanks :wink: :tongue:

Original post by bluemadhatter
nop didnt even shower today >.<
Eww it must be so sticky then lol amazing :biggrin: :P
Original post by hamza772000
Oh, damn haha :P

Yay :biggrin: Thanks :wink: :tongue:

Eww it must be so sticky then lol amazing :biggrin: :P


:|
Original post by bluemadhatter
nop didnt even shower today >.<


Original post by hamza772000


Eww it must be so sticky then lol amazing :biggrin: :P


Oh praise the lord, what did I just read? :colonhash:
Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes
Oh praise the lord, what did I just read? :colonhash:
Mashallah! :biggrin: XD
I masterbate to my chickens bcuz i Like to eat popcorn when I watch horror films, as it brings out the metroscopic analytical dilligent ability I lack when I am sober, thus I lust my desire to succinctly fap.
Original post by Anonymous
I masterbate to my chickens bcuz i Like to eat popcorn when I watch horror films, as it brings out the metroscopic analytical dilligent ability I lack when I am sober, thus I lust my desire to succinctly fap.


How many words did you google a synonym for?
I masterbate to my geese while I watch documentaries of gorillas mating. :smile:

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