Got any jokes

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    I got this one from Mock the week last night.

    Upon entering a crime scene officers found a feline stuffed in to Xerox machine detectives think it was a copy cat crime :rofl:

    Carrying on with the Mock the Week theme...

    "About a month before my grandfather died, we covered his back in lard... After that he went downhill very quickly" - Milton Jones

    ahh I miss mock the week

    Things you wouldn't want to hear at Christmas...

    "I know we said we would take it in turns with our parents... but I just don't fancy your mum" :laugh:

    There was these two nuns driving along on a dark night and suddenly this bloke jumps out at them onto the bonnet of their car. One nun says to the other nun "Quick, show him your Cross". So she shouts to the bloke "Gerrof my ****ing car".
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