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    (Original post by Rock Fan)
    Enter Sandman
    Hehe yup.

    Hush little baby, don't say a word
    and never mind that noise you heard
    It's just the beast under your bed,
    in your closet, in your head
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    Pretend you are dead already..? Someone got to you before she did...

    Play a prank on her..:p:
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    Or just go stay with someone else.
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    Goodbye old friend.
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    get a friend to stay over and tell them they can have your bead for the night, and go sleep on the sofa
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    I will never give up my bed ah this girl is usually all talk no action. She texted last week saying she had an abortion and is seeing 2 guys on the go, strange girl but there you go.
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    (Original post by Rock Fan)
    I will never give up my bed ah this girl is usually all talk no action. She texted last week saying she had an abortion and is seeing 2 guys on the go, strange girl but there you go.
    Sounds a nutcase!
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    Oh she is crazy, she reckons she is engaged to one fella but has not even met him and screwing this other guy just because she wants experience haha.
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    I take it you're still alive? :p:

    xx
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    (Original post by Ichamackalooloo)
    Just reply, ''not if I get to you first'' LOL
    haha best response
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    It takes all sorts,I suppose.
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    Oh I know... balance a full bucket of honey on the top of your door, leaving the door slighty ajar. When she opens the door to kill you, she'll be coated with a bucketful of honey. This is when you release the killer bees you keep in a box by your bed (:ninja:) who will swarm to her and proceed to chase her out of your room, down the stairs and out of your house. Foolproof

    Except make sure you put some plastic covers on your carpet before - no one likes icky honey-stained carpets
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    You dead yet or what?
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    (Original post by Robob)
    You dead yet or what?

    I hope not. Damn. Shoulda posted my honey plan last night. :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Rock Fan)
    Just had a text off some girl who has been stalking me saying I am going to die in a mafia style killing while I am asleep tonight.
    Wah Yooh Mean Ya Gunna Die Tonight ? Did You Finnish WiTh Her Yea >?:confused:
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    Well, I'm honoured to have received your last rep :tongue:
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    barrel roll
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    Guys, I think he might actually be dead...
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    :eek:

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