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Has anyone got any maths jokes?

Here's some:

I got in a fight with the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me!

Why do statisticians know about everyone?
They census.

An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar. The 1st orders a beer, the 2nd orders 1/2 of a beer, the 3rd orders a 1/4 of a beer, and so on. The bartender gives the mathematicians 2 beers. The mathematicians don't look satisfied with the 2 beers. Then the bartender says "Know your limits. Don't drink and derive!".

Why was the maths teacher late for work?
They got on the rhombus.

Have you heard of the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
They stopped at nothing to avoid them!
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Einstein, Pascal and Newton were playing Hide and Seek.
Einstein started counting and Pascal ran away.
Newton stay where he was and drew a square on the ground around him, 1 metre by 1 metre.
Einstein finished counting and immediately found Newton saying: "Newton, I've found you", to which he replies
"I'm not Newton, I'm Pascal".
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Einstein, Pascal and Newton were playing Hide and Seek.
Einstein started counting and Pascal ran away.
Newton stay where he was and drew a square on the ground around him, 1 metre by 1 metre.
Einstein finished counting and immediately found Newton saying: "Newton, I've found you", to which he replies
"I'm not Newton, I'm Pascal".
Cool joke
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why is 6 afraid of 7
because 7 8 9
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√-1 2³ Σ π and it was delicious
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Nice jokes, everyone
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P\left(\dfrac{e^e-e^{-e}}{2}\right)=2^{-13}

If anyone gets this I'll be mega impressed.
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How do mathematicians celebrate after sketching a linear graph?
They do a line dance!

Why do mathematicians hate graphical inequalities?
Because it's shady business!
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I think the best joke in (A Level) maths is Decision 1.
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I have the feeling that this will go off on a tangent..
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I have the feeling that this will go off on a tangent..
The trigonometry puns are a sine that it will.
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The trigonometry puns are a sine that it will.
Aw, why'd you hhave to do that? Just Cos?
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Why did Pythagoras cross the road?
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He didn't :mmm: there were no roads in his time :toofunny:
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Why did Pythagoras cross the road?
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(Original post by Loci Pi)
Has anyone got any maths jokes?

Here's some:

I got in a fight with the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me!

Why do statisticians know about everyone?
They census.

An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar. The 1st orders a beer, the 2nd orders 1/2 of a beer, the 3rd orders a 1/4 of a beer, and so on. The bartender gives the mathematicians 2 beers. The mathematicians don't look satisfied with the 2 beers. Then the bartender says "Know your limits. Don't drink and derive!".

Why was the maths teacher late for work?
They got on the rhombus.

Have you heard of the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
They stopped at nothing to avoid them!
Wanna hear a good one?

My life
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(Original post by Loci Pi)
Has anyone got any maths jokes?

Here's some:

I got in a fight with the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me!

Why do statisticians know about everyone?
They census.

An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar. The 1st orders a beer, the 2nd orders 1/2 of a beer, the 3rd orders a 1/4 of a beer, and so on. The bartender gives the mathematicians 2 beers. The mathematicians don't look satisfied with the 2 beers. Then the bartender says "Know your limits. Don't drink and derive!".

Why was the maths teacher late for work?
They got on the rhombus.

Have you heard of the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
They stopped at nothing to avoid them!
Unable to post anything else.

This thread is inextensible
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Has anyone got any maths jokes?

Here's some:

I got in a fight with the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me!

Why do statisticians know about everyone?
They census.

An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar. The 1st orders a beer, the 2nd orders 1/2 of a beer, the 3rd orders a 1/4 of a beer, and so on. The bartender gives the mathematicians 2 beers. The mathematicians don't look satisfied with the 2 beers. Then the bartender says "Know your limits. Don't drink and derive!".

Why was the maths teacher late for work?
They got on the rhombus.

Have you heard of the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
They stopped at nothing to avoid them!
You should go buy a pet snake.
I derived that python isn't a bad species.

Wheres your proof?
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Pythagoras walks into a bar and says "If a right angled triangle has a short side of x, a long side of y, and a hypotenuse of z, then the square of z must be equal to the sum of the square of x and the square of..... umm...uh.....". Pythagoras forgets what he is going to say and looks disappointed.

The bartender replies "Y the long face?".
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Long Devishion Style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFEj4ZrLBTs
calculus bohemian rhapsody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqwC41RDPyg
algabra song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vO7WmhjY20
Getting Triggy with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2uPYYLH4Zo
Super Base (no ball)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIZTruxt2rQ
Graph
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BHzXItkByU
Solve me Maybe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsEd7X5XuCU
Do the Quad Solve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGJrH49Z2ZA
All I do is Solve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qHTmxlaZWQ
Percent Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bri-Rcs5b_Y
Pi Song (not edible)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtgfsRH3H3U
Logarithm Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER5mU8ZlpG0
Slope Intercept
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REjcPZeypVg
Calculus Thrift Shop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VLYduRaDWM
Perimeter, Area and Volume Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evGn-AOA0GE
Transformation Style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKtJd1hkI9k
The Distance Fomuler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkMvVJp0YM4
The Slope Fomuler Style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPXx-43ke-g
Dividing Fractions Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCPst0eW2Jk
Multiplying Fractions Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ghdMifXuFE



There are many more on youtube, and around the internet.
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