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    Has anyone got any maths jokes?

    Here's some:

    I got in a fight with the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
    The odds were against me!

    Why do statisticians know about everyone?
    They census.

    An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar. The 1st orders a beer, the 2nd orders 1/2 of a beer, the 3rd orders a 1/4 of a beer, and so on. The bartender gives the mathematicians 2 beers. The mathematicians don't look satisfied with the 2 beers. Then the bartender says "Know your limits. Don't drink and derive!".

    Why was the maths teacher late for work?
    They got on the rhombus.

    Have you heard of the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
    They stopped at nothing to avoid them!
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    Einstein, Pascal and Newton were playing Hide and Seek.
    Einstein started counting and Pascal ran away.
    Newton stay where he was and drew a square on the ground around him, 1 metre by 1 metre.
    Einstein finished counting and immediately found Newton saying: "Newton, I've found you", to which he replies
    "I'm not Newton, I'm Pascal".
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    (Original post by BobBobson)
    Einstein, Pascal and Newton were playing Hide and Seek.
    Einstein started counting and Pascal ran away.
    Newton stay where he was and drew a square on the ground around him, 1 metre by 1 metre.
    Einstein finished counting and immediately found Newton saying: "Newton, I've found you", to which he replies
    "I'm not Newton, I'm Pascal".
    Cool joke
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    why is 6 afraid of 7
    because 7 8 9
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    √-1 2³ Σ π and it was delicious
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    Nice jokes, everyone
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    P\left(\dfrac{e^e-e^{-e}}{2}\right)=2^{-13}

    If anyone gets this I'll be mega impressed.
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    How do mathematicians celebrate after sketching a linear graph?
    They do a line dance!

    Why do mathematicians hate graphical inequalities?
    Because it's shady business!
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    I think the best joke in (A Level) maths is Decision 1.
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    I have the feeling that this will go off on a tangent..
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    (Original post by SilverActor2033)
    I have the feeling that this will go off on a tangent..
    The trigonometry puns are a sine that it will.
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    (Original post by Loci Pi)
    The trigonometry puns are a sine that it will.
    Aw, why'd you hhave to do that? Just Cos?
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    Why did Pythagoras cross the road?
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    He didn't :mmm: there were no roads in his time :toofunny:
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    :getmecoat:
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    (Original post by hamza772000)
    Why did Pythagoras cross the road?
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    (Original post by Loci Pi)
    Has anyone got any maths jokes?

    Here's some:

    I got in a fight with the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
    The odds were against me!

    Why do statisticians know about everyone?
    They census.

    An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar. The 1st orders a beer, the 2nd orders 1/2 of a beer, the 3rd orders a 1/4 of a beer, and so on. The bartender gives the mathematicians 2 beers. The mathematicians don't look satisfied with the 2 beers. Then the bartender says "Know your limits. Don't drink and derive!".

    Why was the maths teacher late for work?
    They got on the rhombus.

    Have you heard of the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
    They stopped at nothing to avoid them!
    Wanna hear a good one?

    My life
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    (Original post by Loci Pi)
    Has anyone got any maths jokes?

    Here's some:

    I got in a fight with the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
    The odds were against me!

    Why do statisticians know about everyone?
    They census.

    An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar. The 1st orders a beer, the 2nd orders 1/2 of a beer, the 3rd orders a 1/4 of a beer, and so on. The bartender gives the mathematicians 2 beers. The mathematicians don't look satisfied with the 2 beers. Then the bartender says "Know your limits. Don't drink and derive!".

    Why was the maths teacher late for work?
    They got on the rhombus.

    Have you heard of the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
    They stopped at nothing to avoid them!
    Unable to post anything else.

    This thread is inextensible
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    (Original post by Loci Pi)
    Has anyone got any maths jokes?

    Here's some:

    I got in a fight with the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
    The odds were against me!

    Why do statisticians know about everyone?
    They census.

    An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar. The 1st orders a beer, the 2nd orders 1/2 of a beer, the 3rd orders a 1/4 of a beer, and so on. The bartender gives the mathematicians 2 beers. The mathematicians don't look satisfied with the 2 beers. Then the bartender says "Know your limits. Don't drink and derive!".

    Why was the maths teacher late for work?
    They got on the rhombus.

    Have you heard of the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
    They stopped at nothing to avoid them!
    You should go buy a pet snake.
    I derived that python isn't a bad species.

    Wheres your proof?
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    Pythagoras walks into a bar and says "If a right angled triangle has a short side of x, a long side of y, and a hypotenuse of z, then the square of z must be equal to the sum of the square of x and the square of..... umm...uh.....". Pythagoras forgets what he is going to say and looks disappointed.

    The bartender replies "Y the long face?".
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    Long Devishion Style
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFEj4ZrLBTs
    calculus bohemian rhapsody
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqwC41RDPyg
    algabra song
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vO7WmhjY20
    Getting Triggy with it
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2uPYYLH4Zo
    Super Base (no ball)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIZTruxt2rQ
    Graph
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BHzXItkByU
    Solve me Maybe
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsEd7X5XuCU
    Do the Quad Solve
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGJrH49Z2ZA
    All I do is Solve
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qHTmxlaZWQ
    Percent Song
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bri-Rcs5b_Y
    Pi Song (not edible)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtgfsRH3H3U
    Logarithm Song
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER5mU8ZlpG0
    Slope Intercept
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REjcPZeypVg
    Calculus Thrift Shop
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VLYduRaDWM
    Perimeter, Area and Volume Song
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evGn-AOA0GE
    Transformation Style
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKtJd1hkI9k
    The Distance Fomuler
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkMvVJp0YM4
    The Slope Fomuler Style
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPXx-43ke-g
    Dividing Fractions Song
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCPst0eW2Jk
    Multiplying Fractions Song
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ghdMifXuFE



    There are many more on youtube, and around the internet.
 
 
 
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