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    What's you lamest clean joke? I'm expecting plenty of puns and dad jokes!

    I know so many :laugh:

    How do you organise a Space party?
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    You planet!

    How many ears does Spock have?
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    3! A left ear, a right ear, and a Final Frontier!

    How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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    Ten-tickles!

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    I don't always tell dad jokes. But when I do, he laughs.
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    Im so lame, i dont even have a lame joke
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    A cloud
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    I don't think this is lame
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    How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
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    Eclipse :toofunny:
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    What do you call a man who fell out of a plane?
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    Dead
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    Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
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    He got hit by a truck
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    Its dead
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    What do you call a pile of kittens?

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    a meowtain :teehee;


    What are eye wear glasses called on Vulcan?
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    Spocktacles
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    ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
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    no you are all left


    this is hilarious actually
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    Lame joke:

    Why did the man with leprosy fail his driving test?
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    He left his foot on the clutch.
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    I went to the zoo today and saw a baguette in a cage. The sign next to it said 'Bread in captivity.'

    Jokes about white sugar are rare but brown sugar - Demerara.
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    What do you do if you see a Spaceman?
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    Park in it, man.
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    How do you circumcise a whale?
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    Send down four skin divers.
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    (Original post by Mimir)
    How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
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    Eclipse :toofunny:
    Love it! :laugh:
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    Why is Captain Birdseye greedy?
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    Because his business makes him sell fish...


    TANGENT ALERT - What extended crap jokes do people know? I managed to spin the one with the monastery out for an hour on a coach...
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