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    (Original post by Andersson)
    Women have it much tougher. I respect them a lot for that. In general, men are more lazy.
    You just want to get laid.
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    I quite like being a girl actually, but i'd like to know what it would be like to be a guy, if i was a guy for the day the first thing i'd do is drink a 2litre bottle of water and see what it's like to pee as a man
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    (Original post by Beckieee)
    I quite like being a girl actually, but i'd like to know what it would be like to be a guy, if i was a guy for the day the first thing i'd do is drink a 2litre bottle of water and see what it's like to pee as a man
    It's not really that exciting. It's also probably messier.
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    (Original post by Beckieee)
    I quite like being a girl actually, but i'd like to know what it would be like to be a guy, if i was a guy for the day the first thing i'd do is drink a 2litre bottle of water and see what it's like to pee as a man
    I had someone say to me "the first thing I'd do as a man was go an find out how this "penis thing" worked. I suggested providing an instruction manual:

    1. Stroke till hard.
    2. Keep stroking.
    3. Bliss.

    Pissing:
    1. Point at toilet (or seat, optional).
    2. Relax.
    3. Have fun!
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    (Original post by Crimson Black)
    I had someone say to me "the first thing I'd do as a man was go an find out how this "penis thing" worked. I suggested providing an instruction manual:

    1. Stroke till hard.
    2. Keep stroking.
    3. Bliss.

    what about pee-ing? :cool:

    aha got it

    is there like a game for hitting the target
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    (Original post by Crimson Black)
    I had someone say to me "the first thing I'd do as a man was go an find out how this "penis thing" worked. I suggested providing an instruction manual:

    1. Stroke till hard.
    2. Keep stroking.
    3. Bliss.

    Pissing:
    1. Point at toilet (or seat, optional).
    2. Relax.
    3. Have fun!
    You should write a book.
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    (Original post by Crimson Black)
    I had someone say to me "the first thing I'd do as a man was go an find out how this "penis thing" worked. I suggested providing an instruction manual:

    1. Stroke till hard.
    2. Keep stroking.
    3. Bliss.

    Pissing:
    1. Point at toilet (or seat, optional).
    2. Relax.
    3. Have fun!
    In comparison the female system does seem a little complicated. There's elegance in simplicity. Although I must say that's pretty much the only elegant thing about a penis.
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    (Original post by Beckieee)
    is there like a game for hitting the target
    Yeah. The real skill is looping it up and over the cubicle wall and into the toilet next door.

    That's a 50 pointer.
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    (Original post by dangle)
    Yeah. The real skill is looping it up and over the cubicle wall and into the toilet next door.

    That's a 50 pointer.

    rofl like a golden shower that is
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    (Original post by Beckieee)
    :rofl: like a golden shower that is
    I've never thought of it that way.

    Being a guy is quite simple really. All women should be guys. But with less penis and more boobs. :p:
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    (Original post by Crimson Black)
    I've never thought of it that way.

    Being a guy is quite simple really. All women should be guys. But with less penis and more boobs. :p:
    :rolleyes:

    i'd like to be a guy for a week actually, apart from i don't like beer and i love my hair straightners loads, but as many guys use them these days as us girls
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    (Original post by Sausage)
    You should write a book.
    Thankee.

    "The three point steps for being a guy."

    1. You have a penis.
    2. You have an immense sex drive.
    3. GO WILD!
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    (Original post by Beckieee)
    :rolleyes:

    i'd like to be a guy for a week actually, apart from i don't like beer and i love my hair straightners loads, but as many guys use them these days as us girls
    I've never met a guy who uses hair straighteners. Real guys don't use them; they wake up in the morning and think, "what can I shag today?". :p:
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    (Original post by Crimson Black)
    I've never met a guy who uses hair straighteners. Real guys don't use them; they wake up in the morning and think, "what can I shag today?". :p:
    hahah

    'what'

    not

    'who'

    ?

    soo....like inanimate objects too? and please don't say animals... :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Beckieee)
    hahah

    'what'

    not

    'who'

    ?

    soo....like inanimate objects too? and please don't say animals... :rolleyes:
    "Who" indictates you know what you're shagging. :p: 'What' is ok too though! (Joking, really!)
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    (Original post by Crimson Black)
    Thankee.

    "The three point steps for being a guy."

    1. You have a penis.
    2. You have an immense sex drive.
    3. GO WILD!
    Go Wild?! :s:

    You forget the slight point that we're shamelessly lazy :proud:
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    (Original post by Crimson Black)
    "Who" indictates you know what you're shagging. :p: 'What' is ok too though! (Joking, really!)
    hahah
    manwhoreeee!
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    (Original post by Beckieee)
    hahah
    manwhoreeee!
    One implies the other so whore will suffice. :p:
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    (Original post by dangle)
    Go Wild?! :s:

    You forget the slight point that we're shamelessly lazy :proud:
    Fine. :p:

    "Pick up phone, invite sexy ladee-friend, buy copious alcohol, enjoy!"
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    yeah it does suck!!!
 
 
 
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