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The number of times I have heard my parents have sex in unreal

Oh man, life will never be the same again. I remember this one time, we were getting our house done so we were sleeping the same room and they were having sex right next to me. And a **** load of times I have heard them have sex. It's so messed up.

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Reply 1
Original post by Anonymous
I remember this one time, we were getting our house done so we were sleeping the same room and they were having sex right next to me.


Are you serious? :confused: How old are you?

This is why I always put on headphones when I'm at home, you should try this.
They're humans too, it's unreasonable to expect them not to have sex just because you're living in the same house as them.
Original post by Plantagenet Crown
They're humans too, it's unreasonable to expect them not to have sex just because you're living in the same house as them.


But whilst sleeping in the same room??
Reply 4
Ano man crazy stuff
Reply 5
Original post by UWS
Are you serious? :confused: How old are you?

This is why I always put on headphones when I'm at home, you should try this.


That's what I do now, like all the time. I will have my earphones on till like 3.
That is seriously messed up and bless. Yup I too would take to wearing headphones all the time.
:hubba::kiss2::knuddel:

:no::nooo::music:
(edited 7 years ago)
Is your mum fit?
Reply 9
cheers man
Right next to you! how sick

I've heard my parents do it a few times too, but thankfully not in the same room. they usually wait until they think we are asleep and then you hear the rocking :bl:

my mom is usually the one making all the noise... :puke:
Original post by Anonymous
Is your mum fit?


Not as fit as your mum, mate. ( 10 year olds' banter). She taken man.
Original post by Anonymous
Right next to you! how sick

I've heard my parents do it a few times too, but thankfully not in the same room. they usually wait until they think we are asleep and then you hear the rocking :bl:

my mom is usually the one making all the noise... :puke:


God bless, mate. It's one of the worst things that can happen
Original post by Reality Check
:hubba::kiss2::knuddel:

:no::nooo::music:


haha, yep
Original post by Anonymous
they were having sex right next to me..


So did you join in?

Hey the average TSR user (not me) needs to take what he or she can get. No judgements please.
Original post by Orbital Rising
So did you join in?

Hey the average TSR user (not me) needs to take what he or she can get. No judgements please.


Damn TSRains. For the record, no I did not join in
looool rip
Sorry son. What can I say? Your mum's a babe and I can't keep me filthy hands off her.
Original post by Anonymous
Sorry son. What can I say? Your mum's a babe and I can't keep me filthy hands off her.


Goddammit dad, I don't like you sometimes
Original post by Anonymous
Not as fit as your mum, mate. ( 10 year olds' banter). She taken man.
Mine is dead

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