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    Call me Christopher because baby I would like to explore your land
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    "Do you have an ugly boyfriend? No? Want one?"
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    If you were an apple, you'd be a fineapple.
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    Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven???

    Btw I'm not this tall, just standing on my wallet
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    Always my favourite. Simple, but effective!
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    (Original post by CheeseIsVeg)
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    Always my favourite. Simple, but effective!

    One of the vest pick up lines ever!
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    (Original post by Blue_Mason)
    One of the vest pick up lines ever!
    oh yeah :danceboy:
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    Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
    So relatable for me
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    I usually just tell them I will **** them til they squirt over the bed
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    (Original post by Big Weiner)
    I usually just tell them I will **** them til they squirt over the bed
    So subtle

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    It works.
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    Were you brought up on a farm? 'Cause you definitely know how to raise a ****.
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    Lets keep it pg-13 guys
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    "I've got a six inch tongue and can breath through my ears"
 
 
 
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