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Basically I fancy one of my housemates who lives right across from me and I just came out of the toilet from doing a very horrible poo and I'm ill and it bloody stunk & we don't have a window in the bathroom and the air freshener was empty. So I quickly sprint across to my room to grab some spray in attempt to disguise the foul odour when just as I'm about to do a massive spray fumigation of the bathroom he walks out of his room & sees me just in there and uses the toilet.

Obviously I know he knows that I poo and that, that isn't the issue it just so happened that I did the smelliest **** of my life and there's nothing available to hide the smell and he sees me walking straight out. I'm just worried that it'll make it awkward or he'll made a joke or comment about it and I'll get embarrassed
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(Original post by ayelmao)
Basically I fancy one of my housemates who lives right across from me and I just came out of the toilet from doing a very horrible poo and I'm ill and it bloody stunk & we don't have a window in the bathroom and the air freshener was empty. So I quickly sprint across to my room to grab some spray in attempt to disguise the foul odour when just as I'm about to do a massive spray fumigation of the bathroom he walks out of his room & sees me just in there and uses the toilet.

Obviously I know he knows that I poo and that, that isn't the issue it just so happened that I did the smelliest **** of my life and there's nothing available to hide the smell and he sees me walking straight out. I'm just worried that it'll make it awkward or he'll made a joke or comment about it and I'll get embarrassed
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Mate I would be too if it wasn't me :blushing:
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LMAO
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wallahi this comedy :cookie:
Love you OP
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Haha ...something similar has happened to me. I just barred the door when I saw him coming & insisted he use the other one :P
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cool story:cookie:
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Blame a male housemate
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Glad I used my second account for this as I know people don't think I'm being serious
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My worst nightmare omfg
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(Original post by Reue)
Blame a male housemate
He saw me walking out/in there!
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:rofl::toofunny::toofunny:am crying bc of laughing too much.OP is jokes
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(Original post by ayelmao)
Glad I used my second account for this as I know people don't think I'm being serious
be a powerful person and tell us who you are
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The toilet always smells bad after someone does a poo. Any sensible human being realises that, like their own, other people's poo smells bad.

If he judges you off the smell of your poo, he's not a good potential boyfriend.
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(Original post by Angry Bird)
be a powerful person and tell us who you are
I'd rather not tarnish my reputation here
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(Original post by ayelmao)
He saw me walking out/in there!
So you fake equally disgusted
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So you fake equally disgusted
His room's right next to the bathroom so he knows I was in there for a good while unleashing hell
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His room's right next to the bathroom so he knows I was in there for a good while unleashing hell
I doubt he sits in his room listening
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