A Variation on Googling

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Reply 20

Mr White

Lord Huntroyde

WAIT!

Tim Yeo gets only 12!

He is the smallest Tory wanker!

Ah, but the smallest Tory Wanker is a wanker of leviathan standards in the lay populace...

Reply 21

Muse

Mr White

No, no. All that strain on the wrist area would only inhibit the dexterity of one's digits...

but you're suggesting that proficiency would introduce said strain. unless teresa is particularly inept (which, according to tabloid press, she most certainly is not), then where there would be strain, there is now strength.

our teresa knows all of the right moves to increase her dexterity - something other politicians can only aspire to.

Reply 22

Acaila

What's funny about Huntingdon's disease? :confused:

Reply 23

Acaila

What's funny about Huntingdon's disease? :confused:

The very top of the page! :rolleyes:

Reply 24

hihihihi

Lord Huntroyde

Hahahahahahahaha!

Read the first sentence at the top of this page! :biggrin:

Haha

haaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr

Reply 25

Dajo123

Surprisingly, Nick Griffin - Wanker only gets 250

Reply 26

goldenbarnes

I love Boris, alas, I could never vote Conservative.

Reply 27

Daveo

George Bush Wanker 8960, :confused:

Reply 28

Acaila

Ditto
But Boris still rules! :biggrin:

Reply 29

Dajo123

Try the Bars*ard quotient, George Bush nets 137,000!!!!!

Reply 30

Muse

Daveo

George Bush Wanker 8960, :confused:

i take it you're going back next year :biggrin:

Reply 31

Daveo

timeofyourlife

i take it you're going back next year :biggrin:

Aye, and your goodself?

Reply 32

Acaila

Dajo123

Try the Bars*ard quotient, George Bush nets 137,000!!!!!

It's because he's Texan :wink:

(JK!)

Reply 33

Muse

Daveo

Aye, and your goodself?

yep, glad to see the back of les examens. i lost my hospital ID badge for next year though, and today had to endure some snotty SHO telling me to be more careful in future.

another year towards wearing stethoscopes without white coats.. :smile:

Reply 34

Squishy

Google's not entirely reliable. Although the top search result for miserable failure is brilliant. :biggrin:

Reply 35

innercitylife

Maybe it was Boris calling people wankers, rather than the other way around? I would think Boris is the most loved person in the country, for he is absolutely wonderful in every way. Even if he is Conservative. Tis a reason to go live in Henley, almost.

Howard doesn't surprise me though, I would think there would be more if anything.

Reply 36

Mr White

innercitylife

Hmm. It is likely Boris has a high wanker quotient because he is better known than most other politicians. Therefore, there are likely to be more websites about him. The same with high-up party figures. There needs to be a scale, incorporating their base popularity, which to guage a wanker quotient fairly.

How about:

Regular googling result / wanker result = Wanker quotient

e.g. Tony Blair

Regular googling result / wanker result = wanker quotient
2,880,000 / 2970 = 969.69

A wanker quotient of nearly 1000, we can see.

Let's try Mr Howard:

5,940,000 / 3,920 = 1515.3

Clearly, Michael Howard is the bigger wanker.