1) Debater of the Parliament
It is very difficult to choose a best debater with so many members making valuable contributions to debates by writing rhetoric; repeatedly stating no; and using hear, hears. After lots if careful thinking I have come to a conclusion that the best debater in the MHoC this term is a member of the Refugee Party.
2) Newbie of the Parliament
A traditionally tricky category, but when Saracen's Fez
allowed a member to be nominated for the same award in two consecutive MHoC Awards, using the reasoning the member broke through in their later term, this nomination is easier this term. I believe Rakas21
, and Life_peer
had an excellent term this term with both members breaking through by cementing their worth, however, because I need to pick one member I shall nominate Life_peer.
3) Award for Best Legislation
This is not an easy nomination, however, I suspect some left-wing nonsense bill with a dozen flaws in will win.
4) Comedian of the Parliament
Members of the MHoC are not funny, but DMcGovern
was hilarious when he posted DRINK!!!!!!!
after all of his posts. That comment had me on the floor laughing, so much so I needed to have my carpet replaced as the urine stains from pissing myself when laughing were becoming visible.
5) Drunkard of the Commons Bar
Raising a virtual glass is one of the stranger things the MHoC does, however, Jammy Duel needs to win this, all of the ******** he posts in the Commons Bar needs to be rewarded in some way.
6) Mr/Ms Congeniality
I do not want to spoil the left-wing's anal sex orgy, so to avoid all sorts of shock to their system, I shall nominate RayApparently
who will win this award with an overwhelming vote.
7) The Speaker's Award (The Order of Gaitskell)
This one I shall make no nomination for, however, using the silly reasons provided by past Speaker to justify awarding their cronies, I will predict some obscure left-wing MP will win the award for finally engaging in multi-word debate, or realising posting in the MHoC forum is a good thing, or to Life_peer as Saracen's Fez will give a token right-wing member the award to pretend there is no bias; the reasons for Life_peer will be for successfully leading the first Conservative government in years.