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Which gift to buy for Secret Santa?

A pawn DVD?
Jimmy Savile Annual?
Trump Toilet Paper?

What you think?

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Reply 1
Soil
Cock soap. They're about £5 on eBay. Well worth it.
Original post by Soil Science
A pawn DVD?


Didn't know they made DVDs about individual chess pieces. :rolleyes:
Serious suggestions only :rolleyes:
Your local garden centre? :dontknow:
Reply 6
Original post by Precious Illusions
Cock soap. They're about £5 on eBay. Well worth it.


I learnt something today. Thanks.
Original post by Precious Illusions
Cock soap. They're about £5 on eBay. Well worth it.


I tried looking for some but it was like £15 when I last checked. I guess the supply/demand has worked out in my favour.
take a box place a little piece of paper in it with a 'heart warming message' wrap it up in several layers of tape and put that in a box, do the same thing again, then wrap that up, place it in a plastic container/box, padlock it, place that in another box and tape it several times, wrap it in newspaper and then wrap it up nicely in festive paper :h:
Original post by retro_turtles
take a box place a little piece of paper in it with a 'heart warming message' wrap it up in several layers of tape and put that in a box, do the same thing again, then wrap that up, place it in a plastic container/box, padlock it, place that in another box and tape it several times, wrap it in newspaper and then wrap it up nicely in festive paper :h:


i'd be so annoyed if i received that
Original post by hezzlington
i'd be so annoyed if i received that


You'd appreciate the effort right???
Original post by retro_turtles
You'd appreciate the effort right???


i despise wrapping paper so doing all that unwrapping for a note haha.
Original post by hezzlington
i despise wrapping paper so doing all that unwrapping for a note haha.

Wrapping is literally my favourite thing in the world, literally i get paid to wrap presents
a fake beard
Original post by retro_turtles
Wrapping is literally my favourite thing in the world, literally i get paid to wrap presents


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that's my attempt two years ago at wrapping a present.

can you see why I hate it hahah
Original post by toronto353
Serious suggestions only :rolleyes:

LOL

PRSOM @toronto353


Banana :h::h:
Original post by hezzlington
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that's my attempt two years ago at wrapping a present.

can you see why I hate it hahah


i **** you not i actually have tears in my eyes, dude thats awful
Original post by retro_turtles
i **** you not i actually have tears in my eyes, dude thats awful


:frown:
Reply 18
some perfume with a note saying 'because you really need it' attached to it :tongue:

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