1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
I don't believe in binary view of sexuality. I suppose everyone is a bit of both, even if only a tiny bit.
2. When and how did you decide you were a heterosexual?
It was about 4 years ago when I started dating my boyfriend. I figured might as well - the are more important things to worry about.
3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
Yes. People change. Why not.
4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
Definitely not.
5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?
I have indeed slept with people of the same sex and I find that on average, they are better lovers. However, my specific heterosexual lover makes general statistics irrelevant.
6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommate(s) know? How did they react?
I do not discuss my dating preferences with my family. My friends know, although it came as a surprise.
7. Why did you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
I am keeping it very quiet. I am not comfortable with public expression of my affection as I know it can make other people uncomfortable the same way as I believe it is rude to eat in the street.
8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
It is easier to exploit in media than people's love of food or naps - life's other great pleasures.
9. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into their lifestyle?
People naturally feel more comfortable with what they understand, just like married people, vegans and gym goers are always nagging others to join their ranks.
10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?
Yes.
11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?
Communication is key.
12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals? (side note: this was clearly written before marriage equality laws passed)
Because people get married for the wrong reasons. They feel compelled to do so due to tradition and social pressure. another reason is that young people change their opinions and life choices and can grow to be incompatible with partners that were a perfect fit a few years earlier.
13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest incidence of sexually transmitted diseases. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?
No. It is the scariest part for me since I've become straight. I never had to worry about pregnancy before. Now I feel worried with no reason at all sometimes.
14. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?
I suppose one can explore new experiences in other areas of life.
15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?
Yes. Birth rates correlate strongly with lack of education and poverty. Population is declining in most developed nations, despite high levels of heterosexuals. Women's education and opportunities in life is key to stopping overpopulation.
16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don’t you feel s/he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?
Yes; however, if they are advising me on sexual matters, my answer might change on case to case basis.
17. There seems to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have you considered trying aversion therapy?
Gay men seem to be happier; however, that is not an option for me. Besides, their energy levels are often unbearable.
18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that s/he would face?
Nobody comes out of life alive. Life is hard. If I was inclined to have children, I would have to make piece with the fact their lives will have numerous challenges regardless of their lifestyle.