"Oi mate. You got a phone I can lend, yeah?"
"No I haven't. Sorry."
"You wanna buy one then?"
"Nah, it's OK."
"Cheap, man! Them still workin'. Cardless but you know like a lil' cash I'll unlock. You know. Proper bling cover, you know like. Oi not one you can pimp 'em out us running, you know like. Proper f123ing phat man. Shoutin' it up for the safe, red vauxhall nova, you know like, can I lend 10p? Me gangsters know where you f789ing at, we f456ing bang you up centre of town tomorra. Respect to the Sloouuugh massiv, you know it. Bow down and kiss the ring. Westwooood."
"Eh?"