every time i say no and they leave me alone but then one of my stupid friends decides to pull out their wallet and give them a couple of quid, bloody fools
So I'm walking home from town (picked up some birthday cards and the Nirvana Unplugged and new RHCP albums from MVC) and some 13 year olds decked out in those hideous burberry caps and t-shirts with the white on black scrawly writing are playing a little game. Now the point of their game was to spit on as many of those drain lid things as possible, they followed this up by lobbing stuff into the road and going "is you startin' wiv me?!" when some younger people went by.
Then there was the time these two townies were on bikes and passed me and a friend, I looked back at them because I thought I recognised one from my old school and they went in to the whole "wot da 'ell iz u starin' at m8?! i f'n bottle ya one mate! yeah!" routine.
And then there's the obligatory cluster of townies who stand at bus shelters and shout "omgz my m8 finks wot u iz hot!1" idiots - except the 'm8' is a nasty fat townie with those big hoopy earrings who can barely string a coherent sentence together.
I. Hate. Townies. Sorry, just a mini-rant that makes no sense.
Oh how i hate countryside inbreeds.
After this he cleared his throat and said: "you townies are all scum".
Oh how i hate countryside inbreeds.
I live in Guildford....
I didn't mean to prove my 'alternative credentials' or whatever, I'll listen to anything really (I even like a few Sugababes songs). Did someone crap in your cornflakes or something today? :P
We call those type of Townies "Bag Heads" to seperate them from the normal Townies. I personaly cannot stand Bag Heads - they are always mouthing off and they seem to have this ability to think that no matter how stupid they are they always think they are clever.
Most of the time they hang around at petrol stations and the like.
Townies in Guildford?
People who say I hate hunting have actually never been to one or seen it etc. I go fox hunting....I always will....end of.
Actually it won't be illegal that will never pass through, at least not through the House of Lords. Have you seen the people who protest at these things, all hippy kind of people. Actually I don't think fox hunting is wrong...
...Which is a good thing, btw
Anyway, I was once in Birmingham with my brother and his friend, and due to the fact we are from the countryside we don't really the know the places to go and not to go in the city when it comes to chavs/townie scum/whatever you want to call them.
We sat down in an open space in the middle of the city thinking it'd be ok, but it turned out that it was a bit of a chav hang-out. So the predictable thing happened, a gang of 10 13-14 year olds saw us, one of them came over and said "my friend said do you want a fight?". We laughed a bit then walked off (after the rest of them started walking over) with the thought that city chavs probably have knifes or something. The funny thing was, we were there to see the Polyphonic Spree (a very 'happy' band).
Where I live, those idiots will shout at you/try to start something when they are all together, but when you see one of them by themselves they'll look at the ground and scamper past you.
Was happily riding along on my bike and some kids called me paki - which would be marginally ok if I weren't black. ******s
When you say townies, I find it confusing. There's a girl in my 'village' and she's into all her Argos bling and sports kit, infact we've nicknamed her Moesha. But she lives in a village, so how does that make her a townie?
"No I haven't. Sorry."
"You wanna buy one then?"
"Nah, it's OK."
"Cheap, man! Them still workin'. Cardless but you know like a lil' cash I'll unlock. You know. Proper bling cover, you know like. Oi not one you can pimp 'em out us running, you know like. Proper f123ing phat man. Shoutin' it up for the safe, red vauxhall nova, you know like, can I lend 10p? Me gangsters know where you f789ing at, we f456ing bang you up centre of town tomorra. Respect to the Sloouuugh massiv, you know it. Bow down and kiss the ring. Westwooood."
chav is a more accurate in this case.