Just got my NI number! w.t.h. is it?

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Rex Mundi
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all i know is that u have this (national insurance) number for the rest of ur life. and u need it to get jobs.

does it do anything else?
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if you clap your hands it tapdances for you and your friends. but remember, its for life, not just for christmas
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all i know is that u have this number for the rest of ur life. and u need it to get jobs.

does it do anything else?
well no, basically you cant get a job if you dont have it. so its pretty important.
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Rumour has it the the letter (A to D) at the end is the order that the population gets called up for service in WWIII.

I stress rumour though...
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(Original post by elpaw)
if you clap your hands it tapdances for you and your friends. but remember, its for life, not just for christmas
*clap clap clap*....oh.....ur were teasing....
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Rumour has it the the letter (A to D) at the end is the order that the population gets called up for service in WWIII.

I stress rumour though...
wow kool
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(Original post by Hayley...)
Rumour has it the the letter (A to D) at the end is the order that the population gets called up for service in WWIII.

I stress rumour though...
oh damn it!
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oh damn it!
You A then?

I'm a B.
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it means for the rest of your life you'll have to pay taxes and National Insurance which is about 10% on everything you earn over 4.7k and taxes are even worst
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You A then?

I'm a B.
i'm a B too...
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My sister got hers today too...she thought it was a credit card
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i'm a B too...
im an A
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D. Yay!
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D. Yay!
Your a bit screwed if they go in reverse
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if you add up all the numbers, times by 9, and then moduli against 28, the answer is the day of the month the SAS are gonna assasinate you!
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Your a bit screwed if they go in reverse
foot soldiers would be pretty uselss in WWIII anyway i reckon. its gonna be split second compuetr reactions with missiles, nukes etc.

im not talking end of the world thing but im serious; with technology these days i dont reckon it will last long.
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Your a bit screwed if they go in reverse
Story of my life. My last name's Wilkes. "We'll go down the register allocating ____" "Oh sorry Alex, there's no _____ left for youuu!"
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I'm a C, does that leave me in No Man's Land? Mwahahaha.
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Do you guys all check in your wardrobes before you go to sleep incase the boogieman is in them too???
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(Original post by Rex Mundi)
all i know is that u have this (national insurance) number for the rest of ur life. and u need it to get jobs.

does it do anything else?
You have to have it when you get a job so the government can take lots of lovely money out of your pay. Good, eh?

I'm a C Not that it would make a lot of difference if it were true... if there were a WWIII we'd probably be nuked before we got called up!
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