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    all i know is that u have this (national insurance) number for the rest of ur life. and u need it to get jobs.

    does it do anything else?
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    if you clap your hands it tapdances for you and your friends. but remember, its for life, not just for christmas
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    (Original post by Rex Mundi)
    all i know is that u have this number for the rest of ur life. and u need it to get jobs.

    does it do anything else?
    well no, basically you cant get a job if you dont have it. so its pretty important.
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    Rumour has it the the letter (A to D) at the end is the order that the population gets called up for service in WWIII.

    I stress rumour though...
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    (Original post by elpaw)
    if you clap your hands it tapdances for you and your friends. but remember, its for life, not just for christmas
    *clap clap clap*....oh.....ur were teasing....
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    (Original post by Hayley...)
    Rumour has it the the letter (A to D) at the end is the order that the population gets called up for service in WWIII.

    I stress rumour though...
    wow kool
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    (Original post by Hayley...)
    Rumour has it the the letter (A to D) at the end is the order that the population gets called up for service in WWIII.

    I stress rumour though...
    oh damn it!
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    (Original post by Swim By)
    oh damn it!
    You A then?

    I'm a B.
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    it means for the rest of your life you'll have to pay taxes and National Insurance which is about 10% on everything you earn over 4.7k and taxes are even worst
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    (Original post by Hayley...)
    You A then?

    I'm a B.
    i'm a B too...
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    My sister got hers today too...she thought it was a credit card
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    (Original post by Swim By)
    i'm a B too...
    im an A
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    D. Yay!
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    (Original post by fishpaste)
    D. Yay!
    Your a bit screwed if they go in reverse
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    if you add up all the numbers, times by 9, and then moduli against 28, the answer is the day of the month the SAS are gonna assasinate you!
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    (Original post by Charters)
    Your a bit screwed if they go in reverse
    foot soldiers would be pretty uselss in WWIII anyway i reckon. its gonna be split second compuetr reactions with missiles, nukes etc.

    im not talking end of the world thing but im serious; with technology these days i dont reckon it will last long.
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    (Original post by Charters)
    Your a bit screwed if they go in reverse
    Story of my life. My last name's Wilkes. "We'll go down the register allocating ____" "Oh sorry Alex, there's no _____ left for youuu!"
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    I'm a C, does that leave me in No Man's Land? Mwahahaha.
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    Do you guys all check in your wardrobes before you go to sleep incase the boogieman is in them too???
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    (Original post by Rex Mundi)
    all i know is that u have this (national insurance) number for the rest of ur life. and u need it to get jobs.

    does it do anything else?
    You have to have it when you get a job so the government can take lots of lovely money out of your pay. Good, eh?

    I'm a C Not that it would make a lot of difference if it were true... if there were a WWIII we'd probably be nuked before we got called up!
 
 
 
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