Your own personal heaven...Watch
For some reason, you're dead, and as you've been very good, you've been rewarded with your own personal heaven. What's it like??
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ya walk through this dense foliage and step out into this b-e-a-UTIFUL oriental garden. U take a stroll around and take in the wonderful flowers, trees, the koi carp.
U Get to one of those pagoda things, all gold leaf and squishy pillows inside. But that's not all! U bump into a soaking wet Lucy Liu who just popped into the shower....and....ahhh.....*dribb le*
firstly id have angel wings purely because id be dead and unable to enjoy other luxuries so wings wud keep me amused for eternity.
all my family and loved ones will eventually meet me there along with music and film legends of the past e.g. freddy mercury, elvis, marilyn monroe and james dean.
its full of love and there is no hate, war or religion or money.
its not in the sky because it wud be a ***** of a journey back down to earth to haunt those enemies you had when you were once alive.instead its a huge bubble in part of a parallel universe.
there would be a stage with the worlds greatest festival line up including bands who are no longer together and those who you wish would never break up.
and most importantly there would be a computer with completely free internet access so that all past UKL members cud still start completely random threads such as this one
ooo and id eat everyday and never put on weight
Elvis isn't dead!!!!
In my personal heaven, only intelligent/creative/random people are allowed in. Everyone is into some kind of creative art form and everywhere you look, people are just lying around, playing music, reading, writing, painting etc, on pretty white fluffy clouds. Randomness and creativity are THE qualities to have in my heaven! When people aren't being creative they sit around on clouds drinking mocha frappucinos (not that i can spell that) and delighting in just knowing each other. Razorlight and Muse follow me round everywhere serenading me unless I tell them that I'm bored, and every week there's a really cool gig where everyone has a fabulous time. Every building has a library, and redheads are the new blondes
oh crap yeh i forgot hes actualy working in my local tescos
redheads are the new blondes
Sooooooo not gonna happen.
....U bump into a soaking wet Lucy Liu who just popped into the shower....and....ahhh.....*dribb le*
It will be hollywood style with F. Poste
hey u like redheads to!?!
Come on, you know you want to tell us all what it's like
No, I mean I'm not going to heaven, so not much point .
That's why it's a hypothetical scenario
But if I think about it and plan it then I'll just be even more depressed when I get to hell
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
hell is full of all the bad things yes? it is for wicked people?
AND WHAT IS BAD? drinking, drugs, sex, rock and roll (not the christian version), swearing, boobs, violent games, shooting stuff (if u like that kinda thing).
Hell is bad depending what way u look at it from. I know how i look at it...
Elvis isn't dead!!!!