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(Original post by randdom)
OK that came out kinda wronge but it is true that the general mains water surply has oestrogen in it which can lower sperm counts.
Well if all men are sterile no need to any contraception in long term relationships (after testing) anyway

Problem solved!

And lol narb how was it
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And lol narb how was it
Pretty *******s really, for a start, my monster struggled to fit in, and I had to have a few attempts, by which time all the lubey stuff was everywhere, and then the bottom of the condom caught some pubes which just made the whole experience excruciating...I also dont think condoms are designed for those of us who are 'uncut' so to speak
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Pretty *******s really, for a start, my monster struggled to fit in, and I had to have a few attempts, by which time all the lubey stuff was everywhere, and then the bottom of the condom caught some pubes which just made the whole experience excruciating...I also dont think condoms are designed for those of us who are 'uncut' so to speak
Maybe you just need pratice. I remember sex education lessons where we had to put a condom on a plastic penis before we could leave. Very embarassing but usefull.
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Maybe you just need pratice. I remember sex education lessons where we had to put a condom on a plastic penis before we could leave. Very embarassing but usefull.
Obviously the idea of a posh **** is to get practice! Theres no other reason for it
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Maybe you just need pratice. I remember sex education lessons where we had to put a condom on a plastic penis before we could leave. Very embarassing but usefull.
I think narb is more than practised in the art of masturbation it's a whole new ball game (haha) with a condom on though (I imagine).
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[QUOTE=dforster]
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thigh-high boots, QUOTE]

that would be enough to put me off...if i want a girl to look like a prossie...i'll find myself a prossie!
Thigh high boots rock if she has nice thighs .
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let's not forget you can attack parliament with them
The IRA used to fill them with sulphuric acid and place them in a with something that would react explosively with the acid when it finally managed to eat through the rubber as a detonator sort of thing...

So, yes, you could attack parliament with them more effectively than filling them with red flour!
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I think narb is more than practised in the art of masturbation it's a whole new ball game (haha) with a condom on though (I imagine).
Yeah, Im not looking forward to sex with a condom at all, shell probably be sleeping by the time I finish
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Yeah, Im not looking forward to sex with a condom at all, shell probably be sleeping by the time I finish
Tis better than going to fast surely. Not saying you do just a comment.
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Tis better than going to fast surely. Not saying you do just a comment.
Yeh I suppose, I can just imagine getting 40 minutes through and thinking 'Bloody hell Hurry up'
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Yeh I suppose, I can just imagine getting 40 minutes through and thinking 'Bloody hell Hurry up'
I am sure your partner wouldn't mind 40 mins
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I am sure your partner wouldn't mind 40 mins
Lets hope not hey
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Am I the only person who thinks that these are a passion killer?

Having only ever been in long term relationships I have never used one however with the possibility of uni entry and freshers week I am dredding it .
During the middle ages, didn't they use sheep intestines as a form of basic contraception, you should be glad, de-sentisise things, lol!!!
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During the middle ages, didn't they use sheep intestines as a form of basic contraception, you should be glad, de-sentisise things, lol!!!
Killed it.

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During the middle ages, didn't they use sheep intestines as a form of basic contraception, you should be glad, de-sentisise things, lol!!!
having to remove a sheep's intestine might be a bit of a downer
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The IRA used to fill them with sulphuric acid and place them in a with something that would react explosively with the acid when it finally managed to eat through the rubber as a detonator sort of thing...

So, yes, you could attack parliament with them more effectively than filling them with red flour!
It takes some doing to mention the IRA on a thread about sex and condoms.

When you reach the height of orgasm, do you moan pro-Republican slogans?
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Lol
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lmao, what a cool thread.
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have you tried using a packet of crisps as a condom?
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have you tried using a packet of crisps as a condom?
urghhh that is disgusting.

lou xxx
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